Grave Dancing Today! RUSH LIMBAUGH IS DEAD!

Yep, it’s true!


  1. says

    Noooo! I would hate to have to be running into him in hell, where I’d certainly be spending eternity. I’d like to think he’d belong in heaven with all the other insufferable assholes I want nothing to do with. Hey just FYI, if any of this horseshit actually turns out to be true and you want to look me up in hell, I’ll be in the V.I.P. section. ;)

  2. Bruce says

    Happy Dance Snoopy sez: the moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends toward justice.
    Thanks for speaking for me.

  3. blf says

    I would hate to have to be running into him in hell

    An advantage of doing so is there is plenty of molten lava, fire and brimstone, squirrels, and other shite (literally including shite) to throw at him.

  4. Ichthyic says

    “Grave Dancing Today”

    That should be the title of at least a new blog on FTB, if not an entirely new glam-mag.

  5. Tim H. says

    I mostly don’t believe in Hell, but for Rush, I’ll make an exception. The fun part, imagining Rush bringing Jerry Falwell up to date on his Son, Daughter-in-law and the pool guy.

  6. blf says

    @8, Grave Dancing Today sounds like a Nordic Folk-Metal Band, probably even better in a Nordic language — from Generalissimo Google Translate, Danish and Norwegian, Gravdans i dag but in Swedish, Gravdans idag, and in Icelandic, Gröfdans í dag; Finnish, Hauta tanssii tänään; and Latvian, Kapu dejas šodien.

  7. Tethys says

    18 February 2021 at 3:15 pm
    Oddly enough, there is an appropriate verse in Norse sagas.
    Quoting Loki in disguise as a troll-woman;
    I never much liked that son of a grey female dog, let Hel keep what she holds.
    ~ the gray dog is a synonym for what we still call a female dog

  8. says

    See what I mean? Our new friend Al here’s almost certainly another ordinary, insufferable, future heaven-dweller. May the arbiters of the afterlife keep him and his ilk faaaaar away from me.

    Hey Dakota Al, you’re internet famous!

    Sean Boyd 13: The first rule of the V.I.P. Section is that you do not talk about the V.I.P. Section.

  9. Tethys says

    Perhaps Al is confused about the appointed dictators?

    Replacing the Notorious RBG with the excreable Amy Barret Coney on the Supreme Court does qualify as blatant fascism.

  10. L.Long says

    Iris … I agree as I will be spending some time in hell and don’t want aholes like Rush kludering up the place!
    I would have preferred a much longer life of suffering painfully but dead is OK.

  11. Susan Apperson says

    You people are all evil, evil people who God will someday judge. I would hate to be on all your death beds. None of you should judge…….God is the only judge!!. AND Karma is a bitch!!!

  12. KG says

    Susan Apperson@18,

    Er… are we to conclude that you are God? Because you certainly appear to be doing some fairly judgemental judging! It’s hard to find a non-judgy interpretation of: “You people are all evil, evil people…”. But then, hypocrisy has ever been one of the sacraments of the religious right.

  13. Ichthyic says

    “You people are all evil, evil people who God will someday judge. ”

    HEY! I prefer to think of myself as CONCENTRATED evil, thankyouverymuch.