People, I just don’t know what it will take to get through to the world’s citizens about the extinction-level threat posed by the Sciuridae menace. You would think it would be enough that they’re relentlessly attacking our critical infrastructure, infecting us with the fucking plague and stealing our beer. Now, as part of their escalating terror campaign, they’re jumping on, biting and scratching hapless senior citizens.
Squirrel attacks residents at Deltona senior center: ‘People are bleeding’
Animal somehow got into activity room
DELTONA, Fla. – At least three people were attacked by a squirrel at a Deltona senior center Thursday afternoon, according to a 911 call obtained by News 6.
A woman called for medical assistance at the senior center on Alabaster Way.
The caller told dispatch at least three people were attacked by a squirrel around 2 p.m. after it got into the activity room.
“It’s jumping on people and biting them and scratching them,” the caller said. “It’s still in there and people are bleeding.”
People can be heard in the background asking each other if they are all right.
“I feel light-headed. I don’t feel good,” a woman said in the background.
During the more than three-minute 911 call, the squirrel was eventually tossed out of the building, but the caller said people required medical assistance.
You can hear people in the background of the call breathing heavily, saying they don’t feel well.
That’s because they have the fucking plague.
“I don’t know if we need an ambulance, but we need some care for people here,” the caller said. “ … The people are bleeding.”
The caller finally said people have gotten to safety, in the office and lobby, after the squirrel was thrown out.
News 6 has reached out to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office for more information about the squirrel attack.
The condition of the victims are unknown.
The condition of the victims is plague-infected.
Whoever “tossed” the terrorist squirrel out of the building is a goddamn hero and should be awarded the Medal of Honor.
What will it finally take to mobilize the Department of Homeland Security and the world’s governments to confront these sadistic beasts?
“We’ve never heard of anything quite like this before,” says News 6 anchor Ginger Gadsden. Stay tuned to this blog, Ms. Gadsden. I can guarantee you’ll hear of it again.