I mentioned the other day that when prominent figures in movement atheism mansplain how to feminist (or pull a Dear Muslima), it really ought to be debunked and/or mocked every time. I had envisioned “Whack-a-Mole, but with squirrels. Or possibly, douchebro atheists.”
Well. I was too lazy to work on Part 3 of the Coyne series inspired.
Whack-a-Mole
Iris Vander Pluym
30′ x 50′
(oil on canvas)
minimum bid: $10,000,000.00
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I must have this Iris! But shouldn’t the Dude-Bros have squirrel tails too?
Raucous Indignation 1: For $10 million, I will personally graft actual squirrel tails onto the actual personages of Dawkins and Coyne. (Harris, I’ll do for free.)
Alternative name: Whack-a-Hack. Much more alliterative.
How about Shermer? Can you throw in Shermer?
No, but I did make a Sam Harris bobblehead once. I have no idea why,
Oy!
Dawk-a-mole is wearing The Shirt.
what’s dickie-d offering up for drinks?
that’s the really important question this piece of art inspires in me.
OTOH… it looks too sugary for my tastes.
@3
If you insist on a rhyming title, we might need to redesign the game. I suggest Hurl-a-Squirrel.