I mentioned the other day that when prominent figures in movement atheism mansplain how to feminist (or pull a Dear Muslima), it really ought to be debunked and/or mocked every time. I had envisioned “Whack-a-Mole, but with squirrels. Or possibly, douchebro atheists.”

Well. I was too lazy to work on Part 3 of the Coyne series inspired.


Iris Vander Pluym
30′ x 50′
(oil on canvas)
minimum bid: $10,000,000.00


  1. Raucous Indignation says

    I must have this Iris! But shouldn’t the Dude-Bros have squirrel tails too?

  2. says

    Raucous Indignation 1: For $10 million, I will personally graft actual squirrel tails onto the actual personages of Dawkins and Coyne. (Harris, I’ll do for free.)

  3. Ichthyic says

    what’s dickie-d offering up for drinks?

    that’s the really important question this piece of art inspires in me.

    OTOH… it looks too sugary for my tastes.

  4. thebookofdave says


    If you insist on a rhyming title, we might need to redesign the game. I suggest Hurl-a-Squirrel.