You remember burlesque? That was a thing a few years back, where the sex nerds would put on pasties and pretend to be vaudeville or something, didn’t happen to go to any myself. I feel like there was a little stand-up clown sign outside the clubs which said “you need this many sex partners to enter.” Which is great, you know, sex nerds deserve their diversions. But it petered out.
Suddenly, I’m seeing all these poly and queer youths doing amateur wrestling. What is that? It’s certainly worse for your health than glitter lung. Hell, some of them use glitter and still get the glitter lung as well. But yeah, seems like wrestling is the new performance art for sex nerds. The more you know. And no kinkshaming in this, I just think, maybe don’t break your spines. You only get one on this bitch of earth.
Thanks for listening.