The Russian Orthodox Church is annoyed that a guy in a dress won the Eurovision song contest. This strikes Russians as hilarious, because The Russian Orthodox Church features guys in dresses.
The drag queen’s performance and its enthusiastic reception was a sign of the world’s moral decline and part the aggressive assertion of Western cultural norms, according to Vladimir Legoyda.
The chairman of the church’s information department told Interfax news agency: ““The process of the legalisation of that to which the Bible refers to as nothing less than an abomination is already long not news in the contemporary world.”
Yup. It’s a hot mess. People going in for abomination everywhere you look, and nobody but priests in dresses to tell them no.
Can they dance in those things?
Blanche Quizno says
Aw, aren’t they precious?? You just want to pinch their chubby cheeks, don’t you?
F [i'm not here, i'm gone] says
Daleks v4.0
Andrew B. says
If the God thinks of drag as an “abomination,” then he sounds like a stupid fuck.
Claire Ramsey says
That dang old testament. . . no fashion sense at all.
octopod says
Bearded person in snazzy dress abominates other bearded person in snazzy dress. News at 11.
(To the priests’ credit, those are pretty sweet cloaks, no lie. I particularly like the raspberry-colored one on the big bloke second from right.)
Shatterface says
The guy in the middle looks like he’s just about to bust out into show tunes.
Robert B. says
The one on the left looks just like Dumbledore…
rq says
I think I see Russia’s submission for next year – combining the best of the “Party For Everybody” grannies, with dress-wearing men. With even more impressive beards. 😛
Now they just have to learn to dance.
Hatchetfish says
Ok, I’m sorry, but, they just look like a row of flashers holding the cloaks like that.
Dunc says
This is definitely the first time I’ve seen anything associated with Eurovision described as “aggressive”.
Numenaster says
They also have some lovely jewelry. I covet these guys’ outfits, not least because I could make TWO skirts from any one of those robes.
Sili says
How, pray tell, would you describe Lordi?
Holms says
“How, pray tell, would you describe Lordi?”
Laughable!