Racking your brains for the right Easter present? (You do give Easter presents don’t you? Doesn’t everyone?)
I recommend some Swirly Crucifixion Pops – they’re on sale for 39 cents.
Or you could get a fancy chocolate or vanilla crucifix lollipop for $4.50.
Enjoy those edible torture devices!
A. Noyd says
I thought a swirly crucifixion would be one where you turn the cross upside down and dunk Jesus’ head in a toilet while you flush it.
Ophelia Benson says
I know. Such a great name for it.
moarscienceplz says
Nope, sorry but I want MY Jesus on a stick to be meat-flavored, just as God intended.
Rich Roberts says
Well Ophelia, what do you expect for a religion that venerates human sacrifice? Now, if it was bacon flavored, then I just might buy one.
anat says
Are the swirly ones an expression of support of marriage equality? Those rainbow colors are suggestive.
Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk- says
Darn, forgot the torture devices and depictions in the kids’ baskets. But we had some books about nature.
And yes, I celebrate the heck out of easter as well as out of christmas.
Christians stole it, they can’t keep it.
Al Dente says
The Swirly Crucifixion Pops are pretty, much nicer than the chocolate ones and much cheaper. I’m sure Jebus would approve of the Swirly Crucifixion Pops as would his pop.
kellym says
I like to bite the ears off first.
karmacat says
So is swirly code for torture like waterboarding is code for torture for modern times?
Kevin Anthoney says
If you want to give your kids serious, deep-seated psychological problems, you could do worse than what Jerry Coyne came up with.