Swirly crucifixion

Racking your brains for the right Easter present? (You do give Easter presents don’t you? Doesn’t everyone?)

I recommend some Swirly Crucifixion Pops – they’re on sale for 39 cents.


Or you could get a fancy chocolate or vanilla crucifix lollipop for $4.50.

Enjoy those edible torture devices!


  1. A. Noyd says

    I thought a swirly crucifixion would be one where you turn the cross upside down and dunk Jesus’ head in a toilet while you flush it.

  2. moarscienceplz says

    Nope, sorry but I want MY Jesus on a stick to be meat-flavored, just as God intended.

  3. Rich Roberts says

    Well Ophelia, what do you expect for a religion that venerates human sacrifice? Now, if it was bacon flavored, then I just might buy one.

  4. anat says

    Are the swirly ones an expression of support of marriage equality? Those rainbow colors are suggestive.

  5. Al Dente says

    The Swirly Crucifixion Pops are pretty, much nicer than the chocolate ones and much cheaper. I’m sure Jebus would approve of the Swirly Crucifixion Pops as would his pop.

  6. karmacat says

    So is swirly code for torture like waterboarding is code for torture for modern times?

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