The Onion – Man Who Treats Women With Respect Asked What His Secret Is.
Commenting upon his seemingly effortless ability to interact with all kinds of women, friends of local financial analyst Matt Brownlow, a man who regularly treats members of the opposite sex with respect, reportedly asked the 28-year-old Monday what his secret is. “You just seem to have such a way with women—what’s your trick?” friend Alex Stegman inquired of the considerate man who sustains healthy, meaningful relationships with women by consistently listening to them and not treating them as utilitarian instruments for male gratification.
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rq says
Yup.
Dana Hunter says
Ayup.
Harald Hanche-Olsen says
But, but … isn’t that cheating? Playing outside the roolz like that?