American Atheists are all in a lather about getting to 100,000 Likes on their Facebook page RIGHT NOW. I have no idea why, but they are. So fine, I’ll encourage people to go Like their Facebook page. If they get 100,000 likes then Dave will wink at the camera on Fox News on Tuesday. I don’t see that as an incentive; I hate winking. I think he should eat an olive, instead.
They offered this as an interim reward.
I don’t have enough booze to get me through the whole card.
oh
and
fuck facebook
Yeah, that.
I don’t like Facebook. And t’s potentially a bit pushy to coax people to come out about their atheism to everyone including their employers.
Sorry, don’t do Facebook.
That atheist bingo card is so true. I’ve had every single one of those lines said to me, usually multiple times.
Bunch of grinches.
😀
I was gonna say I have a verse for each of those… but I probably have multiples for each. Now I have to check, and see if my collection is complete.
BINGOTIMESTWELVE!!
(Had to. Had to. And ya know, I actually feel a little better, just having typed that.)
And Happy New Year, all.
There should be a three dimensional bingo that could have a block for each verse. 3-D poetry Bingo.
Surely “I’ll pray for you” should be on the free square.
3D
5x5x5=125
ohno
Needs:
One of the almost-redundant ones can give way. (like “just as much faith” + “atheism is a religion”)
They were at 100,242 likes when I clicked through. I unliked them to help them get back to their target; round numbers are just better.
Can I mark this block if it was phrased “I feel sorry for you for not having any joy in your life.”? Or does it have to be exact? 😉
One of the most popular remarks: “So you believe in the Big Bang? Who did that, huh?”
(or something like that).
Needs:
‘Why do you celebrate Christmas if you don’t believe in Jesus?’
(Normally said by people who also lament that Christmas isn’t a religious festival anymore)
And the classic ‘If evolution is true why are there still monkeys?’
Also, no to FaceTablet (sp?)
And no to Fox.
(BTW, have all Fox holes been examined for evidence yet? Now there’s a virgin field of Inquiry!)
Sorry. That would have been an old joke if it wasn’t so inappropriate.
But I see Dave Silverman won approval of his ATHE1ST vanity plate: http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/154532/david-silverman-atheist
Pascal’s Wager and “Aren’t you afraid of going to hell” are kind of redundant. Yet there’s no “You’re lying to yourself as an excuse to sin” square. We’re going to need more Bingo cards.