Atheism Bingo

American Atheists are all in a lather about getting to 100,000 Likes on their Facebook page RIGHT NOW. I have no idea why, but they are. So fine, I’ll encourage people to go Like their Facebook page. If they get 100,000 likes then Dave will wink at the camera on Fox News on Tuesday. I don’t see that as an incentive; I hate winking. I think he should eat an olive, instead.

They offered this as an interim reward.



  1. smhll says

    I don’t like Facebook. And t’s potentially a bit pushy to coax people to come out about their atheism to everyone including their employers.

  2. Al Dente says

    Sorry, don’t do Facebook.

    That atheist bingo card is so true. I’ve had every single one of those lines said to me, usually multiple times.

  3. Cuttlefish says

    I was gonna say I have a verse for each of those… but I probably have multiples for each. Now I have to check, and see if my collection is complete.

  4. says


    (Had to. Had to. And ya know, I actually feel a little better, just having typed that.)

    And Happy New Year, all.

  5. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says


    Why do you hate god so much, anyway?

    One of the almost-redundant ones can give way. (like “just as much faith” + “atheism is a religion”)

  6. PatrickG says

    They were at 100,242 likes when I clicked through. I unliked them to help them get back to their target; round numbers are just better.

  7. iknklast says

    I feel sorry for you for not having a reason to live

    Can I mark this block if it was phrased “I feel sorry for you for not having any joy in your life.”? Or does it have to be exact? 😉

  8. DutchA says

    One of the most popular remarks: “So you believe in the Big Bang? Who did that, huh?”

    (or something like that).

  9. Shatterface says


    ‘Why do you celebrate Christmas if you don’t believe in Jesus?’

    (Normally said by people who also lament that Christmas isn’t a religious festival anymore)

    And the classic ‘If evolution is true why are there still monkeys?’

  10. thebookofdave says

    Pascal’s Wager and “Aren’t you afraid of going to hell” are kind of redundant. Yet there’s no “You’re lying to yourself as an excuse to sin” square. We’re going to need more Bingo cards.

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