AJ Milne waxes poetical.

I bet they won’t publish this comment on their blog

I bet you they won’t play this new bleep comment

It’s not that it’s buzz or beep beep dangerously insightful

Honestly, it’s more dingingly pointlessly banal ‘n abusive

You can’t say honk on this blog

Or shot or twang or blargh

You can’t even call the proprietress a silly sound effect

Even if you say doing so gives you a huge, stiff boing

So I bet they won’t publish this comment on their blog

I bet you they daren’t well scatching mark it approved

I bet you those ch’chinging old losers

Will just shrug and delete the load of horse raspberry


  1. F [disappearing] says

    That’s going the extra kilometer on a dare. Well worth it. (Both the “dare” and the dub-pub.)

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  3. karellen says

    Well, it’s not really AJ Milne who’s waxing poetical here, is it? They’re just blatantly riffing on Monty Python’s “I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song on the Radio”. I wouldn’t mind so much if they’d credited/attributed/apologised appropriately though.

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