Embryos can hug Jesus, yes, they can!
“All children, all babies, all people who are not of the age of accountability,” the pastor insisted. “God don’t lose babies, even aborted babies — if the world don’t accept them, God accepts them and brings them in the very presence of who he is. It’s going to be a wonderful time.”
“Can we touch Jesus? Yes,” he said. “Can we actually go up to him and hug him? Yes! And can we speak to him? Yes! That’s what’s so wonderful about Heaven. We can’t do that now in what I call these Adam-like bodies here, these natural bodies, but you will be able to come up to him and hug him and just bless him.”
I wish I was good at cartooning. I’d love to see an embryo huggin’ Jesus.
This guy is not as bad as he could be. I remember reading that one reason various Goddess shrines became associated with Mary was it gave women an unofficial place where they could pray for their miscarried and stillborn, which the official church did not allow.
Yeah, they got no brains, no real central nervous system, they can’t do shit, literally, but apparently they’ll float around until the end of all days attached to the celestial umbilical cord…
Giliell:
Like tiny little clouds!
Perhaps they’ll self-organize into larger colonies, like sponges. Crom knows there’s enough of them, what with all the spontaneous abortions and failed-to-implants since the dawn of time.
Oh, hey, maybe not. It’s only six thousand years’ worth.
Wait, with no nervous system, how do they accept Jesus in their hearts which they don’t have as their Lord and Savior?
Also, most living humans will be won over by Satan, but all aborted zygotes are won by God, so shouldn’t a moral person abort as much as they can? That would be the ultimate martyrdom!
So, this is an argument for abortion, right? Because if they get aborted they go to heaven, but if they get born they might turn into satanists or something and go to hell.
DonDueed:
There’s a scary image.
I want to see colony clouds of embryos hugging Jesus.