Category Archive: Let’s All Go To The Lobby

Mar 13 2012

Let’s all go to the lobby: Santorum sweeps Alabama & Mississippi!

Big upset and the GOP clown car is back on nationwide tour: Rick Santorum soundly beat Mitt Romney in the Alabama and Mississippi GOP primaries, worse, Romney may come in third in both states hitting the presumed front-runner where it hurts. He’s still the odds on favorite and this is why, the aproximate delegate totals …

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Mar 07 2012

Super Tuesday delivers a super muddled Wednesday for Mitt Romney

Results: AK, GAG, MAR , NDS, OHR, OKS, TNS, VTR, VAR, IDR Mitt Romney was unable to decisively knock out Rick Santourm on Super Tuesday, prolonging a brutal GOP nomination process, which means more super fun ahead for political junkies enjoying the circular firing squad.

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Mar 06 2012

Super Tuesday results coming in: Big upset in TN & OK, OH in real play for Santorum

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Mar 06 2012

What’s in store tonite: Super-duper Tuesday and the fictional Presidents

March 6, 2012, a day that will live in infamy. Super Tuesday, so named because a 10 states have their primaries all at once. Once again, Mittens of Romney can purportedly put this thing away and claim head the title of clown in the dwindling GOP clown car. To do that he needs to win Ohio decisively …

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Feb 18 2012

Let’s all go to the lobby: Santorum dissed protestants

Let's see, who could it be ... SATAN!?

Wuh-woh. Rick Santorum took a shot at what he called mainline protestants back in 2008. Can you imagine the shitstorm if Obama had said anything like this?

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Feb 11 2012

Let’s all go to the lobby: Santorum surges


  A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walked into a bar, the bartender looks up and says, “Hi Mitt!” That’s the joke, but it seems to keep landing. Witness new polling from PPP that shows Rick Santorum opening up a commanding lead over all the incarnations of Mitt Romney offered to date:

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Feb 08 2012

Let’s all go to the lobby: Santorum sweeps!

Rick Santorum, famed detractor of evolutionary biology and gaff prone with bestial similes (Thus giving rise to his cryptic nickname, Man-on-dog Santorum) swept to victory last night in both the Republican MN and CO caucuses and the Missouri primary. The latter is non-binding, the actual number of delegates Santorum will receive from last night won’t be enough to put him in the lead …

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Feb 07 2012

Let’s all go to the lobby: Primary and cauci

Results: CNN (CO, MO, MN) | Google (CO, MO, MN) (Sign up here to have the Daily Kos Elections Digest emailed to you every weekday morning). As of 11:00 PM CDT Santorum is projected to win Minnesota (MN) and Missouri (MO) big, as in HUGE, only Colorado (CO) remains. This means Santorum has now won …

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Feb 02 2012

Very poor performance by Romney

I understand what poor Mittens was referring to when he said in part — and quoted in isolation– “I’m not concerned about the very poor.” Nevertheless you’d think a serious candidate would never let those words cross their lips in that order no matter what. Even Limbaugh found the gaffe hard to comprehend: (CBS) — …

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Feb 01 2012

Feel the Mittmentum!

As expected Willard Romney won Florida walking away, and that means he gets all the available delegates in Florida (Which I believe would have been more but didn’t they get stripped down a little?). Gingrich for his part is vowing to fight on. I’m not sure if that means vowing to fight on, or vowing to …

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