Herman Cain has feelings, and he’s discovered those feelings can be hurt by what he calls false accusations and the court of public opinion being fed by the liberal media. On Saturday the former front-runner suspended his campaign, a nifty dodge allowing the zillionaire and his agents to beg struggling middle-class people to pay off Cain’s remaining campaign debt. …
Category Archive: Herman Cain
Dec 03 2011
Herman Cain suspends campaign
Alas, woe is me, the Cainwreck has made its last stop. Speaking in front of a scattered crowd in what was to be the opening for his new campaign HQ in Georgia, the controversial former front-runner announced he was suspending his campaign for the GOP presidential nomination. Cain blamed false accusers, media frenzy, his family’s …
Dec 02 2011
The Cainwreck paints accusers as scheming “husbandless” bitches
One has to wonder who it was that thought of giving a section on the Herman Cain website over to purported female commenters voicing support for Cain against charges of harassment and infidelity, and if that person’s job will last the day. Because it devolved into a cesspool of trolls and hatred in about two minutes. Here’s …
Nov 30 2011
Ginger White speaks, Herman Cain quivers
Ginger White, the former fitness instructor and single mother of two, spoke on Good Morning America this morning and she sounded damn credible to me:
Nov 28 2011
Breaking: Herman Cain may be sunk, devolves into Twitter punchline
Up-update: Twitter is side splitting funny. Tag #UseHermanCainAsAVerb as in I almost got caught screwing my mistress but I #HermanCained my way out of it. Update: Thank Odin, Hardball explained just now that voting for an alleged adulterer, Herman Cain, is bad. Voting for an admitted one, Newt Gingrich, is OK. Reports are swirling a women …
Nov 22 2011
Herman Cain: putting the fun back in fundamentalist
This is one of many reasons why Herman Cain would make a scary proprieter for teh nukular codes: his apparent sincere belief in state-sanctioned magic and utter disregard for science, even when the stakes are life and death:
Nov 14 2011
Cain plummets in latest CNN poll, but guess who is leading?
We knew it had to come to an end, and finally that end is in sight for Herman Cain. The Cainwreck held strong, for longer than many of us thought possible, but according to a new CNN poll the Hermanitor has lost double digits, falling to third place behidn Mittens and Gingrich:
Nov 13 2011
GOP debate clownary: Bachmann-Perry overdrive
Clownary may not be the best word, I’m open to suggestions for the phenomenon where a candidate makes utterly false statements dripping with self-confidence for the error and oozing contempt for the facts. But whatever the term, last night’s GOP debate was disappointing. There were plenty of losing statements, few zingers, and the biggest loser of all had to be CBS …
Nov 11 2011
A cheater, a heretic, and a hustler
That’s what the GOP field boils down to for the fundamentalist base of the Republican Party. Bible thumping dominionists, associated neoconfederate racists, and a handful of reptilian corporate overlords have to choose between a serial adulterer, a flip-flopping heretic, and a controversial hustler. Right now the hustler leads by a hair, but insiders say the heretic is …
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