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Sex crazed demons are stealing your virtue!

And ladies, he’s available!

I’m probably late to the party on this, but I just heard it on the Stephanie Miller show and it’s so goddamn funny it’s irresistible. A Christian pub called Charisma Magazine fluffed a former stripper turned wingnut grifter who wrote a book detailing her untoward reliance on demon sex. The swinger-demon community almost turned her gay!

Link– These spiritual rapists, as Adams describes them in her book, Consequences, often prey on people by performing sexual acts through nightmares and erotic dreams. Some people become so dependent upon these demonic experiences that they actually look forward to them.

“Anybody that has been attacked by them will tell you … they’re worried [that] they could not find that pleasure with mortal people,” says Adams, who claims she was once possessed by sexual demons.

The two most identifiable sexual demons are the incubus, which is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus, which is a female sexual demon that assaults men. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior.

Comments

  1. John Horstman says

    Where can I get my very own sexy sex demon?! (Sexual repression does some weird things to people, apparently.)

  2. lorn says

    And here I was thinking those ladies were just skilled and enthusiastic. Come to find out they had technical assistance. Seems humans can’t even get good sex right without a leg up from the supernatural.

    Seems to me like the Christians are bound and determined to glorify their particular flavor of sky daddy by discrediting humanity. I see this same thing from the right talking about Obama. If anything goes wrong it is his fault. If anything goes right it was despite his meddling.

    They think bad sex is entirely human and really good sex is supernatural. Seems we can’t win for losing.

  3. sgailebeairt says

    but, accordint 2 medieval theologians, incubus & sucubus are the same thing!! just change shape 2 tempt different sexes….then use the stolen “seed’ from a wet dream to impregnate a nother victim!!

    lol, they dont even know theyre xtian demonologies!!

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