A murdering thug is on his deathbed and conflicting reports have emerged on whether he’s dead or alive. Either way, the world can rejoice:
NYT — Former President Hosni Mubarak, who led Egypt for three decades until he was toppled last year in a popular uprising, was on life support at a military hospital late Tuesday after he was declared “clinically dead” by doctors, according to Egyptian officials and state news media.
He is or was 84 years old. Why do the worst human beings on earth so often lived to a ripe old age? It seems like a caring god would smite them, or at least give them a horribly disfiguring case of face cancer.