After all, who wouldn’t want to live in Raccoon City? A vote for Romney is a vote for Umbrella Corporation, and unrestrained biotechnological innovation.
Category Archive: Humor
Sep 29 2012
The race is over. Obama’s going to win
I hate to be cocky, but Samuel L. Jackson has vigorously endorsed Obama. Nope, it’s not safe for work.
Sep 28 2012
But what if you like the Brown Recluse?
Sep 22 2012
A formative influence
My Seattle homies of a certain generation will recognize the importance of this guy in building our character.
Sep 21 2012
Election day will be…interesting
Sarah Silverman explains how to get around Republican voter suppression tactics: register to get a gun! (NSFW. But of course, all you workers are working at work, so you’re not going to see this anyway.) I wonder if the media will pay any attention to the outraged minorities and students who discover they are disenfranchised …
Sep 21 2012
I just realized how the Republicans can win me over
I saw this clip from Stephen Colbert about how the Republicans rely on the cranky old white man vote, and I had an epiphany. Why, that’s me! But then, as this clip goes on, it’s all about how the Republicans are straining to embrace a new demographic and capture the Hispanic vote. The Colbert ReportGet …
Sep 19 2012
Mitt Romney, distilled
I have to respect a candidate willing to speak openly and unashamedly about his position.
Sep 06 2012
Text of Obama’s DNC speech
It was a real stem-winder. Finally, a liberal democrat uncloaked himself and spoke the truth. Slamming his fists on the lectern until his hands began to bleed, Obama proceeded to lay out a “three-point plan of sin and lechery” for his second term. If reelected, the president said, he would begin by banning organized religion …







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