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Mar 09 2011

Yes, I know

My boobs are stock footage for Fox News (0:16). You can all stop sending me the video now.

Maybe that’s why we kept having earthquakes since boobquake. Maybe my cleavage keeps appearing on television! God, could Fox News get any more evil? Stop causing natural disasters!

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  1. 1
    neapel

    well, that’s feminism taken care of

  2. 2
    Anon-ee-moose

    Sweeeeet.

  3. 3
    Davidmbeyer

    That’s some pretty awesome misreporting. Give Fox News some credit for their consistency.

  4. 4
    Epistaxis

    No, this is *science*. You’re not causing natural disasters; you’re saving men’s lives.

  5. 5
    BEG

    huh. i’d ask ‘em for royalties every time they flash ‘em…

  6. 6
    Yassum

    Sorry, but this looks a bit too much like http://urbanlegends.about.com/…I would guess it’s another stupid mistake from the media

  7. 7
    Simbera

    A few of my friends are still in Channel 7′s stock footage for drunk kids on Schoolies (kind of like Spring Break in Australia, except for people graduating from high school). That was like 4 years ago, and has been shown at least 10 times. So get used to it – when they find one they like, they tend to stick with it.

  8. 8
    Thomas Everett Haynes

    Well you have made it farther than 80% of drama majors… [Citation needed]

  9. 9
    Roki_B

    Your mammaries are famous. Treat them nicely today, give them some congrats and something comfy to lounge upon. (I am assuming that this is what they like, alternatively, strap into a speedsuit and go street-racing)

  10. 10
    Drakk

    Actually, can you not get royalties for that?

  11. 11
    JM

    You’d think that they could report it more respectfully,….not Foxy enough, I guess.

  12. 12
    Danny wuvs Kittens

    even if this is a real study, well goddamn. The second group was supposed to refrain from looking at breasts for five years. FIVE MOTHERFUCKING YEARS. JESUS COCKSTOMPING CHRIST. They’re apparently not even allowed to look at their significant other’s breasts. Of course they’re going to have higher blood pressure.

  13. 13
    SpitefulFox

    Way to crush all my hopes and dreams. ;)

  14. 14
    B Spiken

    It finally happend, fox news sourced a report from onion news.

  15. 15
    Cameron Brown

    FOX loves its evo psych, as it is apparently the only legit science around.

  16. 16
    K.W. Ramesy

    All I can say Jenn, is thank you for doing your part to keep the men of the world healthy. If it wasn’t for kind, decent women like yourself showing up in stock footage about breasts, well, the world would be a much darker place for it. I salute you, and your cleavage!But seriously, it is kind of funny that Fox is using a popular feminist icon’s cleavage as part of their stock footage for men staring at breasts.

  17. 17
    Sean

    You also made a listener generated segment on AM sports talk radio in Chicago.at the 11 min markhttp://chicago.cbslocal.com/?p

  18. 18
    Equinoxjjh

    JAPAN!!!!

  19. 19
    Christian Walters

    Indeed. Even as portrayed on Fox with no attribution (along with the other ladies – Happy International Women’s Day!), Jen’s cleavage was enough to mess up Japan. If only we’d had her around in WWII – we might not have need to drop the bombs.

  20. 20
    Danny wuvs Kittens

    8.9…Jesus shitfucking Christ

  21. 21
    J. Mark

    The official word from mid-east clerics is that citizens in Japan don’t change the oil in their cars enough…..they’re calling it “LUBE-QUAKE”….

  22. 22
    Yoav

    They’ve already used weekly world news as a source for a story so the onion is very much overdue.

  23. 23
    Aaron Brown

    By the way, this type of thing is called B-roll footage: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B

  24. 24
    Aaron Brown

    (Not correcting your use of “stock footage”, BTW, just sharing a word.)

  25. 25
    Steve In Satx

    As if Fox News doesn’t employ enough boobs as it is (i.e. Beck and O’Reily)

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