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What atheists wish would happen at the Creation Museum

What atheists wish would happen at the Creation Museum (I partially blame Mark for this insanity).

Click the images for a bigger image (it’s so big I couldn’t fit it as one comic).What did I learn from making this? …It is impossible to draw Ken Ham NOT evil looking. I mean, seriously. Compare this comic to a photograph and you’ll know what I mean.

And I know Cthulhu fhtagn is two words. My handwriting just sucks. Sigh.

EDIT: Shirts of this comic available in the store!

Comments

  1. says

    Cthulhu f'taghn, what a wonderful phraseCthulhu f'taghn, ain't no passing crazeIt means you're eaten, at the end of all days!It's a maddeningEnd of everythingCthulhu f'taghn!

  2. says

    Cthulhu f’taghn, what a wonderful phraseCthulhu f’taghn, ain’t no passing crazeIt means you’re eaten, at the end of all days!It’s a maddeningEnd of everythingCthulhu f’taghn!

  3. Daniel says

    that is the single funniest thing I have seen for quite a while :)

    bravo! chthulhu f'taaghn!

  4. Daniel says

    that is the single funniest thing I have seen for quite a while :)bravo! chthulhu f’taaghn!

  5. says

    Nicely done!

    It is interesting to note that on the Hamster's site, the picture of him at "Meet the founder" has been recently replaced with a smiling Ken Ham, probably shooped.

  6. says

    Nicely done!It is interesting to note that on the Hamster’s site, the picture of him at “Meet the founder” has been recently replaced with a smiling Ken Ham, probably shooped.

  7. Noah says

    Please please please make Page 4 a t-shirt. And soon. I'd like to wear it to the trip next week. :-D

    Noah

  8. Noah says

    Please please please make Page 4 a t-shirt. And soon. I’d like to wear it to the trip next week. :-DNoah

  9. says

    Oh my…

    That is amazingly funny. Damn! Now I REALLY wish I could go on the trip… if only to be part of PZ Meyer's transforming squiddy hordes.

  10. says

    Oh my…That is amazingly funny. Damn! Now I REALLY wish I could go on the trip… if only to be part of PZ Meyer’s transforming squiddy hordes.

  11. says

    Goodness, Jinx. If a silly little comic strip daydream like this "says a lot" about atheists, I can only imagine what the behavior of people like Scott Roeder and Jim Adkisson says about Christians like you. Except that you skipped over Matthew 7:3, I mean.

  12. says

    Goodness, Jinx. If a silly little comic strip daydream like this “says a lot” about atheists, I can only imagine what the behavior of people like Scott Roeder and Jim Adkisson says about Christians like you. Except that you skipped over Matthew 7:3, I mean.

  13. BdN says

    lol!!

    Hey, Jinx, maybe you missed it but the evil atheists are not the ones who "initiated" the violent conflict…

  14. BdN says

    lol!!Hey, Jinx, maybe you missed it but the evil atheists are not the ones who “initiated” the violent conflict…

  15. Anonymous says

    Bravo! Jolly good job! I especially liked the "Your ignorance is offensive,". Kinda cuts both ways.

  16. Anonymous says

    Bravo! Jolly good job! I especially liked the “Your ignorance is offensive,”. Kinda cuts both ways.

  17. says

    This post rocks hard. I cackled much harder than I have in quite a while. Consider yourself subscribed to. Subscribed to yourself considered. Yourself subscribed to consider yourself. … I'm subscribing to this blog.

  18. says

    This post rocks hard. I cackled much harder than I have in quite a while. Consider yourself subscribed to. Subscribed to yourself considered. Yourself subscribed to consider yourself. … I’m subscribing to this blog.

  19. Anonymous says

    This is great. Although you were to kind to Ham; he has a rather prominet beer gut.

  20. Anonymous says

    This is great. Although you were to kind to Ham; he has a rather prominet beer gut.

  21. Anonymous says

    That is so good. I also want page 4 on a t-shirt – if you can set that up you’ll probably make some bucks for the SSA.

  22. Anonymous says

    That is so good. I also want page 4 on a t-shirt – if you can set that up you'll probably make some bucks for the SSA.

  23. Grant Gordon says

    Wow! Lots of commenters today :) Awesome comic though Jen :) Although I’ve never seen therefore spelt “therefor”, but according to websters it’s legit…

  24. Grant Gordon says

    Wow! Lots of commenters today :) Awesome comic though Jen :) Although I've never seen therefore spelt "therefor", but according to websters it's legit…

  25. says

    I saw an adorable toddler with an octopus on her “onsie” the other day “at an outdoor festival” and asked to take a picture. Her Mom said “no, please don’t.” So I didn’t.Good cartoon. Wish I could be there but I just love the Roaring Fork Valley sooooooo much and it’s so pretty right now.

  26. says

    I saw an adorable toddler with an octopus on her "onsie" the other day "at an outdoor festival" and asked to take a picture. Her Mom said "no, please don't." So I didn't.

    Good cartoon. Wish I could be there but I just love the Roaring Fork Valley sooooooo much and it's so pretty right now.

  27. Emily says

    I found this through PZ’s blog– it brought a smile to my face. Especially the captions in the first panel, and the creationists riding dinosaurs. Your artwork is adorable, too.

  28. Emily says

    I found this through PZ's blog– it brought a smile to my face. Especially the captions in the first panel, and the creationists riding dinosaurs. Your artwork is adorable, too.

  29. Anonymous says

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’yleh wgah’nagl fhtagn.I laughed so hard at this, being a long time Lovecraft nerd. I even do the hand gesture regularly (albeit with two hands most of the time, accompanied by a deep “blublublub” sound)

  30. Anonymous says

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'yleh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

    I laughed so hard at this, being a long time Lovecraft nerd. I even do the hand gesture regularly (albeit with two hands most of the time, accompanied by a deep "blublublub" sound)

  31. Jamie says

    Awesome comic! Everyone knows that the cephalopod will win, just like it did against the shark.@Jinx, so defending yourself with ink against razor-sharp dinosaur teeth is initiating something violent?

  32. Jamie says

    Awesome comic! Everyone knows that the cephalopod will win, just like it did against the shark.@Jinx, so defending yourself with ink against razor-sharp dinosaur teeth is initiating something violent?

  33. says

    I think Ctulhufhtagn works rather well as a single word, particularly with the tentacle gesture in front of PZ’s face. Seems almost like one of those fake sneezes where one makes a false attempt to hide a spoken epithet.[cough] ctulhufhtagn! [sniffle]

  34. entropy says

    I think Ctulhufhtagn works rather well as a single word, particularly with the tentacle gesture in front of PZ's face. Seems almost like one of those fake sneezes where one makes a false attempt to hide a spoken epithet.

    [cough] ctulhufhtagn! [sniffle]

  35. Introbulus says

    That would pretty much be the most awesome thing ever. Seriously, the end of the world takes place atop giant squids and dinosaurs fighting for supremacy? Best apocalypse ever! Kinda makes me sad to know that the world will more than likely end when it all gets devoured by the sun. :( Oh well. By then we’ll all be sentient light beings anyway.

  36. says

    Dude, I hear you, Ken Ham really gives me the creeps. I work at a Half Price Books in Lousiville, KY and work the religion section (I’ve been prayed over once); I see so much “creation” stuff that it puts knots in my stomach. I visited the Creation Museum a couple weeks back and you know, now I wish Cthulu could bust out of my head and give Ham what for. Yeeeeaaah…

  37. gravitycubed says

    Cthulhu isn’t an elder god, he’s an alien. Just because some morons worship him doesn’t make him a god.He’s kinda like every other “deity” that way…

  38. matthew coxe says

    yeh it does aye. mean like i dont know about everyone that thourght it was funny i just thourght it was stupid. 1: im a christion and so a creationist. 2: because it just says that athiests are still in denial and want to destroy everything that can prove that their theory is wrong

  39. matthew says

    and what about matthew 22:1-14? you know what mattew 7:3 says then you will also know that parable

  40. TheRealZenman says

    How very wonderful. However, I do wish that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had been able to make an appearance. Maybe next time.

  41. Marooned_on_Earth says

    OMFG, I loved this!!! Please make more!!!Damn… girl, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. deistguest says

    Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot meet the geeky liberal, feminist atheist chick who’s a big fan of your work LOL!So much for instrumental reason…

  43. Marooned_on_Earth says

    Such illogical guilt by ideological association of unrelated themes only confirms desperate reaching to make a connection that simply doesn’t exist. Let’s see… what else does not exist? Hmmnn….While at it, why not reminisce about the peaceful and loving times of the Crusades? Good times for many, no doubt. :-P

  44. Adrian Dent says

    What the….there’s a creation museum? must be somewhat empty… or do they have things like “The fossils of dinosaurs you see here were created by God to confuse us all and prove how great He is.” ??????

  45. hkdharmon says

    You don’t know? They have models of Pre-apple Eden dwellers riding dinosaurs. And they keep a straight face.

  46. Skdunn64 says

    Liars 4 Jesus.You know that room in the museum that is supposed to simulate “life without god” and it is filled with horrific real life photos of bad things. It’s just so humurous that they use photos from reality to simulate “life without god”. It’s like they didn’t even bother to think that one through.

  47. InfidelsLaughter says

    Bahahahaha I <3 Cthullu. The best fictional enemy of Christianity since Satan.

  48. says

    If you are an atheist, then what stops you from doing whatever you want?If you are an atheist, what is to stop you from killing, robbing, raping, etc?If you are an atheist, why be good?Atheism leads to crime, immorality, despair, and other problems.

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