The Bribe


got this turd in the mail, a bribe to vote nazi, one of a number of chump change giveaways to distract from the destruction of everything secure and halfway decent in the us government.

i’m making the rock bottom contribution to my savings plan, leaving matching money from my employer on the table, because my take home isn’t enough to support my household.  but hey, now i can sign up for an extra ira with shitler’s name on it, which will be equally valuable when he’s dragged our economy into the pits of hell.

don’t give me money dicknald, give me something i really want.  for every dollar you were gonna give me, stab yourself in the face one time.  it doesn’t have to be with a bowie knife unless you’re feeling uncharacteristically guilty.  just use a straight pin.  i’ll wait.

i don’t want to see your fucking nazi mugshot again until it’s swollen from thousands of tiny wounds, seeping and glistening.  keep your fuckmoney.  fuck off and die.

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Comments

  1. John Morales says

    TrumpIRA makes you irate, fair enough.
    It is quite stinky, but it feels added-on.
    A cringe bit of self-promotion, like those signatures on those cheques before.

    What I read there is that anyone on an IRA who qualifies gets $1 for every $2 put into the IRA, up to the limit of $1k for $2k.

    It’s no good for people without much disposable income, but for at least some it may be helpful.
    Every bit counts, and it’s better than a tax credit.

  2. says

    i would pay a thousand a year just to tell him i hate him. he’s profiting off this in some way, right? pocketing some amount of the interest. i know he is.

  3. says

    looks like it’s replacing the tax credit, so i have to go out of my way to sign up for it in order to make up for losing that! double whammied for not wanting to participate. seriously, god damn.

    edit – altho it’s actually totally ambiguous on that point, maybe u still get it just by filing your taxes and i wouldn’t have to go out of my way.

  4. says

    also would be interesting to know if there are people who could qualify for the old tax credit but are excluded from this one, and thereby get fucked for no reason with no recourse.

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