What atheists wish would happen at the Creation Museum (I partially blame Mark for this insanity).
Click the images for a bigger image (it’s so big I couldn’t fit it as one comic).
What did I learn from making this? …It is impossible to draw Ken Ham NOT evil looking. I mean, seriously. Compare this comic to a photograph and you’ll know what I mean.
And I know Cthulhu fhtagn is two words. My handwriting just sucks. Sigh.
EDIT: Shirts of this comic available in the store!
Page 4/5 makes me so happy. <3
Page 4/5 makes me so happy. <3
Nice!
Nice!
Ooh! Cuttlefish!
Page 1 is awesome.
Ooh! Cuttlefish!Page 1 is awesome.
Ahahahahaha!Ken Ham makes Santa Claus cry.
Ahahahahaha!Ken Ham makes Santa Claus cry.
That's epic…
That’s epic…
lol. Nice! You should make this a career. Atheist comic books are the best educational materials to spread atheism.
lol. Nice! You should make this a career. Atheist comic books are the best educational materials to spread atheism.
Cthulhu f'taghn, what a wonderful phraseCthulhu f'taghn, ain't no passing crazeIt means you're eaten, at the end of all days!It's a maddeningEnd of everythingCthulhu f'taghn!
Cthulhu f’taghn, what a wonderful phraseCthulhu f’taghn, ain’t no passing crazeIt means you’re eaten, at the end of all days!It’s a maddeningEnd of everythingCthulhu f’taghn!
Goddammit, this is hilarious! I wish I could draw.
Goddammit, this is hilarious! I wish I could draw.
Heh. You should post a link at PZ's blog, if you haven't already.
Heh. You should post a link at PZ’s blog, if you haven’t already.
I think every person going to the museum should greet PZ with "Cthulhu Ftaghn" and the chin tentacle hand gesture.
I think every person going to the museum should greet PZ with “Cthulhu Ftaghn” and the chin tentacle hand gesture.
that is the single funniest thing I have seen for quite a while :)
bravo! chthulhu f'taaghn!
that is the single funniest thing I have seen for quite a while :)bravo! chthulhu f’taaghn!
Now that I'd pay to see. Dinosaur vs Squid, sounds like the stuff of bad Japanese cinema.
Now that I’d pay to see. Dinosaur vs Squid, sounds like the stuff of bad Japanese cinema.
Well done, your going to get a lot of traffic today.
You've got skills!
Well done, your going to get a lot of traffic today.You’ve got skills!
Was that all from a sneeze?
Was that all from a sneeze?
Nicely done!
It is interesting to note that on the Hamster's site, the picture of him at "Meet the founder" has been recently replaced with a smiling Ken Ham, probably shooped.
Nicely done!It is interesting to note that on the Hamster’s site, the picture of him at “Meet the founder” has been recently replaced with a smiling Ken Ham, probably shooped.
Pure winsauce!
Pure winsauce!
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
So… Atheists wish that they'd initiate a violent conflict at the Creation Museum? That really says a lot.
So… Atheists wish that they’d initiate a violent conflict at the Creation Museum? That really says a lot.
Please please please make Page 4 a t-shirt. And soon. I'd like to wear it to the trip next week. :-D
Noah
Please please please make Page 4 a t-shirt. And soon. I’d like to wear it to the trip next week. :-DNoah
Oh my…
That is amazingly funny. Damn! Now I REALLY wish I could go on the trip… if only to be part of PZ Meyer's transforming squiddy hordes.
Oh my…That is amazingly funny. Damn! Now I REALLY wish I could go on the trip… if only to be part of PZ Meyer’s transforming squiddy hordes.
Goodness, Jinx. If a silly little comic strip daydream like this "says a lot" about atheists, I can only imagine what the behavior of people like Scott Roeder and Jim Adkisson says about Christians like you. Except that you skipped over Matthew 7:3, I mean.
Goodness, Jinx. If a silly little comic strip daydream like this “says a lot” about atheists, I can only imagine what the behavior of people like Scott Roeder and Jim Adkisson says about Christians like you. Except that you skipped over Matthew 7:3, I mean.
lol!!
Hey, Jinx, maybe you missed it but the evil atheists are not the ones who "initiated" the violent conflict…
lol!!Hey, Jinx, maybe you missed it but the evil atheists are not the ones who “initiated” the violent conflict…
Bravo! Jolly good job! I especially liked the "Your ignorance is offensive,". Kinda cuts both ways.
Bravo! Jolly good job! I especially liked the “Your ignorance is offensive,”. Kinda cuts both ways.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
This post rocks hard. I cackled much harder than I have in quite a while. Consider yourself subscribed to. Subscribed to yourself considered. Yourself subscribed to consider yourself. … I'm subscribing to this blog.
This post rocks hard. I cackled much harder than I have in quite a while. Consider yourself subscribed to. Subscribed to yourself considered. Yourself subscribed to consider yourself. … I’m subscribing to this blog.
BRILLLL-ANT!
BRILLLL-ANT!
That's freaking awesome! Total WIN!
That’s freaking awesome! Total WIN!
This completely rocks!
This completely rocks!
Well done, this is grand. And Ham…he could really be an evil bad guy in any story, couldn't he?
I lol'd.
Well done, this is grand. And Ham…he could really be an evil bad guy in any story, couldn’t he?I lol’d.
Well done! I, too, wish I could draw.
Draw well, anyway.
Well done! I, too, wish I could draw.Draw well, anyway.
I was reading this on my laptop in the library and hysterically began to laugh out loud.
Awesome job.
I was reading this on my laptop in the library and hysterically began to laugh out loud. Awesome job.
This is hilarious. Great job!
This is hilarious. Great job!
This is great. Although you were to kind to Ham; he has a rather prominet beer gut.
This is great. Although you were to kind to Ham; he has a rather prominet beer gut.
Awesome.
Awesome.
That is so good. I also want page 4 on a t-shirt – if you can set that up you'll probably make some bucks for the SSA.
That is so good. I also want page 4 on a t-shirt – if you can set that up you’ll probably make some bucks for the SSA.
I agree, page 4 shirt would be great.
I agree, page 4 shirt would be great.
I love it!Cartoon PZ is so cute.
I love it!Cartoon PZ is so cute.
I don't know you but I love you.
I don’t know you but I love you.
I submitted this to Fark. I doubt it'll greenlight, but stranger things have happened. I'm still lol'ing.
I submitted this to Fark. I doubt it’ll greenlight, but stranger things have happened. I’m still lol’ing.
Wow! Lots of commenters today :) Awesome comic though Jen :) Although I've never seen therefore spelt "therefor", but according to websters it's legit…
Wow! Lots of commenters today :) Awesome comic though Jen :) Although I’ve never seen therefore spelt “therefor”, but according to websters it’s legit…
I saw an adorable toddler with an octopus on her "onsie" the other day "at an outdoor festival" and asked to take a picture. Her Mom said "no, please don't." So I didn't.
Good cartoon. Wish I could be there but I just love the Roaring Fork Valley sooooooo much and it's so pretty right now.
I saw an adorable toddler with an octopus on her “onsie” the other day “at an outdoor festival” and asked to take a picture. Her Mom said “no, please don’t.” So I didn’t.Good cartoon. Wish I could be there but I just love the Roaring Fork Valley sooooooo much and it’s so pretty right now.
I found this through PZ's blog– it brought a smile to my face. Especially the captions in the first panel, and the creationists riding dinosaurs. Your artwork is adorable, too.
I found this through PZ’s blog– it brought a smile to my face. Especially the captions in the first panel, and the creationists riding dinosaurs. Your artwork is adorable, too.
How many people will be in your group? I wish I could see it in person!
How many people will be in your group? I wish I could see it in person!
OMG, that was great! i love you, are you married?
OMG, that was great! i love you, are you married?
AHAHAHAHA!
Absolute and utter brilliance!
AHAHAHAHA!Absolute and utter brilliance!
BEST. COMIC. EVAR.
BEST. COMIC. EVAR.
I want so badly to be a squid minion!
Not forever, but.
Hilarious comic!
I want so badly to be a squid minion!Not forever, but.Hilarious comic!
Lovely. I wish I could be there, but it's a bit of a commute from Vienna…
Lovely. I wish I could be there, but it’s a bit of a commute from Vienna…
t-shirts?
dino / squid riding frame on front and the ham / myers glance on back?
t-shirts?dino / squid riding frame on front and the ham / myers glance on back?
Great depiction of the Hamster, Jenn!
Great depiction of the Hamster, Jenn!
Ken Ham looking especially diabolical.
http://carriedthecross.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/hamstraightprofile.jpg
Ken Ham looking especially diabolical. http://carriedthecross.files.w…
Bwahaha! This is brilliant. I'll be featuring you on this week's Sunday School at Angie the Anti-Theist
Bwahaha! This is brilliant. I’ll be featuring you on this week’s Sunday School at Angie the Anti-Theist
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
This blog post has been featured on Angie the Anti-Theist Sunday School.
This blog post has been featured on Angie the Anti-Theist Sunday School.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'yleh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
I laughed so hard at this, being a long time Lovecraft nerd. I even do the hand gesture regularly (albeit with two hands most of the time, accompanied by a deep "blublublub" sound)
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’yleh wgah’nagl fhtagn.I laughed so hard at this, being a long time Lovecraft nerd. I even do the hand gesture regularly (albeit with two hands most of the time, accompanied by a deep “blublublub” sound)
SHIRTS AVAILABLE HERE!
http://www.zazzle.com/blaghag*
Omg caps lock!
SHIRTS AVAILABLE HERE!http://www.zazzle.com/blaghag*Omg caps lock!
What zilch said.
Also, Ham looks like a Barks villain. Really remarkable.
What zilch said.Also, Ham looks like a Barks villain. Really remarkable.
Awesome comic! Everyone knows that the cephalopod will win, just like it did against the shark.@Jinx, so defending yourself with ink against razor-sharp dinosaur teeth is initiating something violent?
Awesome comic! Everyone knows that the cephalopod will win, just like it did against the shark.@Jinx, so defending yourself with ink against razor-sharp dinosaur teeth is initiating something violent?
Enjoyed it very much!
Enjoyed it very much!
I think Ctulhufhtagn works rather well as a single word, particularly with the tentacle gesture in front of PZ's face. Seems almost like one of those fake sneezes where one makes a false attempt to hide a spoken epithet.
[cough] ctulhufhtagn! [sniffle]
I think Ctulhufhtagn works rather well as a single word, particularly with the tentacle gesture in front of PZ’s face. Seems almost like one of those fake sneezes where one makes a false attempt to hide a spoken epithet.[cough] ctulhufhtagn! [sniffle]
Haha, funny. =)
Haha, funny. =)
Hmmm… a roleplayer as well? :P
That would pretty much be the most awesome thing ever. Seriously, the end of the world takes place atop giant squids and dinosaurs fighting for supremacy? Best apocalypse ever! Kinda makes me sad to know that the world will more than likely end when it all gets devoured by the sun. :( Oh well. By then we’ll all be sentient light beings anyway.
Dude, I hear you, Ken Ham really gives me the creeps. I work at a Half Price Books in Lousiville, KY and work the religion section (I’ve been prayed over once); I see so much “creation” stuff that it puts knots in my stomach. I visited the Creation Museum a couple weeks back and you know, now I wish Cthulu could bust out of my head and give Ham what for. Yeeeeaaah…
Ahhh… the irony of an atheist invoking an Elder God…
Cthulhu isn’t an elder god, he’s an alien. Just because some morons worship him doesn’t make him a god.He’s kinda like every other “deity” that way…
yeh it does aye. mean like i dont know about everyone that thourght it was funny i just thourght it was stupid. 1: im a christion and so a creationist. 2: because it just says that athiests are still in denial and want to destroy everything that can prove that their theory is wrong
no bdn, they where being removed
and what about matthew 22:1-14? you know what mattew 7:3 says then you will also know that parable
How very wonderful. However, I do wish that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had been able to make an appearance. Maybe next time.
OMFG, I loved this!!! Please make more!!!Damn… girl, you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, funniest comic ever :)
Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot meet the geeky liberal, feminist atheist chick who’s a big fan of your work LOL!So much for instrumental reason…
Ah, marvelous. Boobquake was a great thing if only because it led me to your blog. My sympathies upon being stuck in Indiana. Wanna come to NJ?
Such illogical guilt by ideological association of unrelated themes only confirms desperate reaching to make a connection that simply doesn’t exist. Let’s see… what else does not exist? Hmmnn….While at it, why not reminisce about the peaceful and loving times of the Crusades? Good times for many, no doubt. :-P
What the….there’s a creation museum? must be somewhat empty… or do they have things like “The fossils of dinosaurs you see here were created by God to confuse us all and prove how great He is.” ??????
You don’t know? They have models of Pre-apple Eden dwellers riding dinosaurs. And they keep a straight face.
Liars 4 Jesus.You know that room in the museum that is supposed to simulate “life without god” and it is filled with horrific real life photos of bad things. It’s just so humurous that they use photos from reality to simulate “life without god”. It’s like they didn’t even bother to think that one through.
Bahahahaha I <3 Cthullu. The best fictional enemy of Christianity since Satan.
If you are an atheist, then what stops you from doing whatever you want?If you are an atheist, what is to stop you from killing, robbing, raping, etc?If you are an atheist, why be good?Atheism leads to crime, immorality, despair, and other problems.
nursing times alzheimer mavis ford…