After reading about that photogenic wanker Bilzerian, I thought about what I could do to become an instagram star. I should take a storm of selfies of my exciting life.
Here’s my Monday:
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Start my morning with a dental appointment.
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Finish grading 50 cell biology exams. That’ll take me into early afternoon.
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Spend the rest of the day finishing up my science talk for my Beijing trip. There goes the rest of the day.
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Go to bed, too tired to play high-stakes poker.
That’s it. That’s the whole day. Maybe if I used a machine gun as a paperweight and had a team of topless supermodels standing around…nah, too distracting and my office isn’t that big.