After reading about that photogenic wanker Bilzerian, I thought about what I could do to become an instagram star. I should take a storm of selfies of my exciting life.
Here’s my Monday:
Start my morning with a dental appointment.
Finish grading 50 cell biology exams. That’ll take me into early afternoon.
Spend the rest of the day finishing up my science talk for my Beijing trip. There goes the rest of the day.
Go to bed, too tired to play high-stakes poker.
That’s it. That’s the whole day. Maybe if I used a machine gun as a paperweight and had a team of topless supermodels standing around…nah, too distracting and my office isn’t that big.