Another reason to hate tyrannical, insane North Korean dictators

His people are starving, and Kim Jong-il is roaming the countryside, eating up giant rabbits.

Karl Szmolinsky of Eberswalde faces a grim Easter.

His gold medal pride, ‘Robert der Grosse’ , the largest rabbit in recorded Prussian history , is missing and believed dead in North Korea.

The 24 pound UberBunny was sent to Pyongyang last year along with 11 others “with the aim of setting up a breeding program to alleviate famine ” , but they ended up on the table at Dear Leader Kim Jong-il’s February 16th birthday banquet.

This is what happens when megalomaniacs rule — not even the bunnies are safe.

Abomination!

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Those wicked farkers have taken this charming photo of a clutch of innocent cephalopod embryos and … and … oh, I cannot even describe the perversities they have wreaked upon them.

Do you think if I work up a good head of outrage, I’ll be able to get on Fox News, get a few people fired, and shut down the obscene display? Billy Donohue, if you’re reading this, give me a call … I need tips.

Of course I am

I’d been kinda hoping to be Inara, but this is good enough.

Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)

Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
75%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
75%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
70%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
55%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
30%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
25%
River (Stowaway)
20%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
15%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
5%
Alliance
5%
Inara Serra (Companion)
0%

Honest and a defender of the innocent. You sometimes make mistakes in judgment but you are generally good and would protect your crew from harm.


Click here to take the “Which Serenity character are you?” quiz…

(via Evil Bobby)

Steve Cooper of Tooting, Professional Goddess

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“There’s something enchanting under his sari!”

What is this, silly religion day? I just got sent a link to this marvelous story of a young unemployed British fellow who became a goddess in India — he is now the incarnation of Bahucharaji, the patron of Indian eunuchs, and he goes around blessing people and curing their infertility. Apparently, Bahucharaji was an Indian princess who castrated her husband because he wasn’t interested in sex, and for that she was deified. Thank Lakshmi and Urvasi my wife is an unbeliever!

They call him Prema, for short. It means “Divine Love.” Hey, what a coincidence, that’s what “PZ” means, too!

Hindu pilgrims have no doubts about his powers. When we asked Bhanu Barot why she was so keen to receive Prema’s blessing, she said, simply: “Because she is a goddess.”

Another woman, Rekha, said she had travelled for days to be blessed by Steve. She added: “My sister-in-law came here and she got pregnant immediately. I am hoping the same will happen for me after receiving the blessing of the goddess.”

It must be <cough> magic.

Life isn’t all curry and rice beer, or exotic Indian beauties asking for assistance in getting pregnant. There’s also the professional jealousy.

A eunuch called Sudha said: “He is a fake. I checked and he still has a penis.

He is a male so can’t be a goddess. He shouldn’t give blessings.”

Ooooh, the little bitch.

I get mail

One sure way to get your Important Message to me is to use the good old US Mail (although my email is much snappier now, thanks to previous suggestions), and sometimes I do get the strangest stuff. This time, it was a formal looking letter from an organization called “Campaign for the Children.” How can you possibly turn away a letter from someone who is for the children? You can’t, of course. Then once I started reading … well, this doesn’t seem to be a campaign for children after all.

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