What else can you conclude from this video?
What else can you conclude from this video?
Bleh…it’s been a too-busy day, and I’ve got very early morning travel to do, so here’s something easy and mindless before I go to bed: make a lego version of yourself!
Man, I really gotta get a haircut soon.
I’m being prayed for.
A prayer for the soul of PZ Meyers
Dear God of Enduring Love, The atheist evilutionist and liberal elite college professor PZ Meyers has lost The Way and says some of the MOST hateful things about Your Work on this Earth and Republic that it is easy to understand why good Christians would pray for the Absolute Damnation of his soul to an eternity in the Hellfire of the Beast. The darkness of his Soul must cause you at least as much pain as do the souls of Muslims and Jews. Dear God, please find in Your great Heart warmth to share in the heart of PZ Meyers, or otherwise, he will continue to perform the Demon’s Duty and steal other souls from you. And please make it difficult for the computers of children and teenagers to visit his many websites where he proclaims his Dark Message of despair and secularization so that their impressionable bodies and minds are not brought under his spell.
I am always so pleased to see my opponents appeal to the impotency of a non-existent being through the ineffectual medium of talking to themselves.
Baptists for Brownback are accusing me of satanic lies now, but I still haven’t made their list of the hellbound.
I’m wondering if it’s my trophy wife who is keeping me from the brink of damnation. She was brought up as a Baptist, after all, and the fact that she’s still with me at least implies there is some hope for my salvation.*
*Mmmm…naaaah. No hope.
I’ll cut you if you mock my stylin’.
A four year old girl fell and stuck a pencil in her brain. It’s removed 55 years later.
I want to know if the surgeon sharpened it and used it to write out the bill afterwards.
Carl Zimmer is collecting examples of scientists with tattoos having a science theme. Got a tattoo? Send him a picture!
There is a weird comment about reluctance to show off these things if you don’t have tenure yet … I really don’t think skin art is one of the considerations in tenure decisions, though. At least it’s never come up in any of the reviews I’ve been involved in, although perhaps photos of artfully inked buttocks would enliven those often deadly dull tenure files.
It’s true — there probably isn’t another “PZ Myers” in the country…at least, that’s what the “Is this your name?” site says. Go ahead, plug your name in.
This is the most perfect description of me on the interwebs.
Pharyngula is a blog run by a science professor named P.Z Myers. Not only does Mr Myers believe in the fantasy of evilution, but every year he milks thousands and thousands of dollars out of the education system to indoctrinate children into his hateful cult. Like most liberal educators at America’s secular colleges, Myers lives a life of luxury at taxpayers’ expense—taking long vacations with his trophy wife, driving expensive foreign cars, dressing his children in exclusive fashions—all the while promoting his vengeful and deceitful ideology.
It could have been a little more complete, though, and mentioned my cosmopolitan lifestyle, my wastrel hedonism by day, and my mansion with the secret cave underneath, in which I lurk by night.
Despite all the flattery, though, I’m still not voting for Sam Brownback.
…you’ll find this site amusing: Churches ad hoc: a divine comedy.