GIGO


I have a presupposition of my own, that essentially all people have equal capability and equal intelligence and equal intellectual processing power. We are all evolved to have these excellent, versatile computing engines in our skulls that are awesome in their ability to process inputs and draw conclusions and drive our behaviors as a function of those inputs. However, if these calculating engines are fed garbage, more garbage is what comes out.

One of the prime sources of garbage is religion. Take a young, naive brain and stuff it with lies and nonsense, and it produces even more nonsense, which we then feed to the next generation, and it gets worse and worse until you’ve got a population of gibbering slugs who can’t get anything right. We’ve got people who’ve been primed with a steady diet of bad Bible interpretations who struggle to analyze even the simplest phenomena.

Case in point: Perry Stone, a Pentecostal evangelist with a surprising number of followers for someone who is so thick. He has juggled together fantasies about the Rapture and UFOs to build an elaborate edifice of weird conclusions, none supported by any evidence.

I’m not going to go into great detail, but there were a large number of pastors that had been invited to go to a certain state to hear some men in the United States government and others share with them a concern that they had, said Stone, who did not identify his source in his April 27 YouTube video, but claimed the person has a great church.

Stone, whose YouTube channel has approximately 925,000 subscribers, said his friend told him that some of those in the meeting were telling us as pastors, ‘You need to prepare your people, and you need to get ready to answer them for what you’re about to hear being released.’

And some of it has to do with crafts that have been discovered that are not allegedly a part of our planet, and the materials they’re made of are not a part of our planet. Very strange, reptilian-looking creatures and other things that almost sound like something out of a sci-fi movie or an [H.G. Wells] book, he added.

Groovy. It’s a real mish-mash of bad sci-fi movies and bad religion fermenting in that man’s brain. The problem here is that the foundations of his reasoning are all garbage.

Stone went on to place the extraterrestrial phenomenon within the framework of his dispensational premillennial eschatology that features belief in a pre-tribulational rapture, an Islamic Antichrist and a third Jewish temple purified by red heifers.

Stop right there, I would like to get off this train to crazytown. He goes much much further, though, and starts ladling the right-wing politics and racism on top of his already rancid trash salad.

Stone claimed the officials in the supposed meeting warned the pastors that disclosure of UFOs and extraterrestrial existence will cause some Christians to question their faith and some non-believers to seek out pastors for an explanation.

Stone speculated that government fabrications regarding an alien invasion will eventually be used to explain away the rapture, attributing the theory to his son, Jonathan, who last year tweeted about former President Barack Obama being an advanced humanoid AI who used questions over his birthplace to hide that there was never any birth certificate at all.

This all supports my contention that these people have normal, healthy brains, but that their inputs are all garbled bullshit. It’s a real shame.

Comments

  1. Pierce R. Butler says

    … these people have normal, healthy brains

    Perhaps they had such brains at birth, but in practically all cases, incremental post-partum damage has reached irreversibility.

  2. Rich Woods says

    and a third Jewish temple purified by red heifers.

    Purified by russet virgin cows? That makes perfect sense. I hope they don’t leave too many cowpats on the Temple floor before getting barbecued for the Blood God.

  3. numerobis says

    I have a presupposition of my own, that essentially all people have equal capability and equal intelligence and equal intellectual processing power.

    That seems too strong. Clearly there are differences there, with some young children very quickly being noticeably better at some kinds of reasoning than others.

    That said you don’t need to demand perfect equality to imagine that some batshit preachers are actually reasonably intelligent — and simply wrong.

  4. robro says

    I find considering the state of their brains irrelevant. It may be damaged or perfectly fine. It’s quite possible that perfectly normal brains produce stupid shit, particularly if there’s money to be made off the shills or sex to be had.

    I was just reading about Paul Pressler who was an important player in remaking the Southern Baptist Convention into an ultra-conservative instrument of political power. He was also diddling boys.

    And yeah, he’s in the Epstein files.

  5. fishy says

    Do you remember that religious Mel Gibson snuff-film? I don’t want to remember the name.
    It was a topic of conversation with a coworker. She said, “I knew Christ suffered, but I didn’t think it was that much.”
    My immediate thought was, “…and you still don’t.”
    I held off on that one. She’s a good person.

  6. says

    Obviously, as one of our org. members sarcastically says, UFOs are circling our planet and spewing a virus into the atmosphere targeted at turning magat brains into mush!
    Of course, tRUMP and his magats are throwing as much crap at the wall as they an as a distraction from their horrendous crimes. Welcome to tRUMPs gish gallop Death Spiral world. (80 year old rehashed UFO bullshit, WTF!)

  7. says

    I have a presupposition of my own, that essentially all people have equal capability and equal intelligence and equal intellectual processing power.

    while i try to be less ableist than this blog, i profoundly disagree with you on this.

  8. says

    I like to think that we all have about the same capacity, it’s just used differently. Though some people seems to mainly excel at turning beer into piss.

  9. John Morales says

    I have a presupposition of my own, that essentially all people have equal capability and equal intelligence and equal intellectual processing power.

    That makes about as much sense as saying that essentially all people have equal muscular capability and equal strength and equal physical performance parameters.

    (It is most evidently false — would be even were it restricted to potential instead of actuality)

  10. raven says

    I’m not going to go into great detail, but there were a large number of pastors that had been invited to go to a certain state to hear some men in the United States government and others share with them a concern that they had, said Stone, who did not identify his source in his April 27 YouTube video, but claimed the person has a great church.

    The first sentence PZ quoted above is wrong.
    It doesn’t get any better either.

    This meeting never happened and Stone didn’t identify his source because there wasn’t one.

  11. John Morales says

    [meta]

    It’s also grammatically wrong, raven: ‘was’ instead of ‘were’ would have been correct, since it refers to ‘a large number’ which is a singular thing.

  12. says

    “This all supports my contention that these people have normal, healthy brains, but that their inputs are all garbled bullshit. It’s a real shame.”
    I have another contention that these people are the real AI, generated by the aliens to confuse us while they secretly take over the government. Occasionally the aliens slip up which explains RFK and some of the other clearly alien beings in the White House.

  13. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    Jack Van Impe leaned into demon UFOs decades ago. Even had a silly commercial for a book and VHS he was peddling (sadly I can’t find that now) warning of the invasion. This obit sanewashed him considerably.

    Christianity Today – Jack Van Impe Obituary

    Every week for more than 30 years, Van Impe appeared on TV […] Alongside his wife Rexella, Van Impe read the latest headlines and explained how they connected to prophecy about the Antichrist, one-world government, and the rapture of true believers that might happen at any moment. […] warning people of the dangers of communism, homosexuality, abortion, and errant ministers. […] In the 1990s, Van Impe said he expected Christ to return between 2001 and 2012. He warned Christians to be on the lookout for the Antichrist and moves to establish a “New World Order,” or one-world government.
    […]
    He increasingly worried about Islam after the terrorist attacks of 2001 and entertained numerous conspiracy theories about President Barack Obama, repeating false claims that Obama was a Muslim and part of a Muslim plot to infiltrate the US.

    Van Impe’s concerns led him into conflict with TBN in 2011. He started attacking other Christian ministers for not taking a strong enough stand against Islam—and again attacking them by name. Van Impe said megachurch pastors Rick Warren and Robert Schuller, both of whom had spoken to Muslim groups, were secretly promoting a merger of Christianity and Islam, or Chrislam. TBN refused to air the episode and Van Impe separated from the network.

    Rando review of Impe’s book God’s Promises of Prophecy

    Impe prescribes the sightings of UFOs and the existence of aliens as the proof of visible demons flying around the earth. […] he says multiple times that the antichrist will be the head of the European Union. […] This book actually dampened my faith more than strengthened it because it showed me how ridiculous Biblical prophecy sounds […] We shouldn’t be prescribing specific dates/years to prophecies

    *sigh* The reviewer was so close to getting it.

  14. charley says

    Over the course of a couple years, I watched an intelligent, reasonable family member develop the symptoms of bipolar disorder. Concurrently, he started believing in demons, visions, and all manner of supernatural stuff. These things coupled with a new sense of grandiosity and verbosity made him sound like an Old testament prophet. Within a couple years he had accepted Christianity, including transubstantiation and exorcism. I’m convinced there’s a lot we don’t know about how variations in our brains can make us susceptibility to religion and other nonsense.

  15. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    RationalWiki – Crank magnetism

    A sovereign citizen, a creationist, an anti-vaxxer, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

    people who like conspiracy theories usually like lots of them. […] Another study titled Dead and Alive: Beliefs in Contradictory Conspiracy Theories managed to show that not only will cranks be attracted to and believe in numerous conspiracy theories all at once, but will continue to do so even if the theories in question are completely and utterly incompatible with one another. For instance, the study showed that: “[…] the more participants believed that Princess Diana faked her own death, the more they believed that she was murdered [and that] …the more participants believed that Osama Bin Laden was already dead when U.S. special forces raided his compound in Pakistan, the more they believed he is still alive.” […] just as long as the theories somehow contradict the “official” version of what happened

    Wikipedia – Audience Capture

    an influencer is affected by their audience, catering to it with what they believe it wants to hear or is willing to pay for. This creates a positive feedback loop, which can lead the influencer to express more extreme views

  16. StevoR says

    ..who last year tweeted about former President Barack Obama being an advanced humanoid AI who used questions over his birthplace to hide that there was never any birth certificate at all.

    Yeesh. You’d think Obama being out of office for almost a decade now and being unable to prevent Trump from totally dismantling his legacy and taking the USoA backwards would be enough proof that Obama wasn’t the anti-Christ or some sort of alien or robot with special powers or whatevs. Hell, even Trump eventually accepted that Bitrtherism was wrong

    After five years as the chief promoter of a lie about Barack Obama’s birthplace, Donald Trump abruptly reversed course Friday and acknowledged the fact that the president was born in America. He then immediately peddled another false conspiracy.

    “President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period,” Trump declared, enunciating each word in a brief statement at the end of a campaign appearance. … (snip)…But as the GOP presidential nominee sought to put that false conspiracy theory to rest, he stoked another, claiming the “birther movement” was begun by his Democratic rival, Hillary Clinton. There is no evidence that is true.

    Source : https://apnews.com/united-states-presidential-election-general-news-events-61f7085d848248cd98410027d33f2101

    But, no, even now, they really cannot get over the fact that an African-American man was once POTUS can they?

  17. John Morales says

    [meta]

    You’d think Obama being out of office for almost a decade now and being unable to prevent Trump from totally dismantling his legacy and taking the USoA backwards would be enough proof that Obama wasn’t the anti-Christ or some sort of alien or robot with special powers or whatevs.

    How so? That is an unwarranted inference.
    Why could he not be the anti-Christ or some sort of alien or robot with special powers or whatevs even if he’s out of office for almost a decade now and unable to prevent Trump from totally dismantling his legacy and taking the USoA backwards?

    (His legacy has been totally dismantled?)

    Mate, when you do this ideological bullshitty vague stuff, it’s less than convincing.
    Wishful motivated reassurance for the unthinking, that’s what I read. Feeble.

    (About they, it is)

  18. chrislawson says

    I don’t think it’s GIGO. We’ve all experienced this particular GI. Most of us reject the GO.

  19. M'thew says

    @John:

    (His legacy has been totally dismantled?)

    No, but 47 is working on it. That’s how I read what StevoR wrote. You could read it like that too, it just takes some comprehensive reading skils.
    Just step away from the keyboard or phone or whatever you’re using to post so many replies and go outside, do something else than hanging around on Pharyngula. There’s more to life than splitting hairs and picking arguments all the time, you know.

  20. John Morales says

    M’thew, trying ever so hard to patronise me. Cute..

    Just step away from the keyboard or phone or whatever you’re using to post so many replies and go outside, do something else than hanging around on Pharyngula. There’s more to life than splitting hairs and picking arguments all the time, you know.

    You seriously imagine I’m perpetually at the keyboard or phone or whatever?
    Not one step! Sitting on a toilet, you imagine. Food ferried to me.

    Heh. You do have quite the imagination.

    So it’s a ‘no’, then. The total dismantlement, that is. Work in progress.

    Amusing how, as usual, someone focuses on the parenthetical addendum, not the substance.
    The bit that can be left out without changing the actual content.

    Why could he not be the anti-Christ or some sort of alien or robot with special powers or whatevs even if he’s out of office for almost a decade now and unable to prevent Trump from totally dismantling his legacy and taking the USoA [sic] backwards? StevoR allegedly knows.

    Do you?

    Splitting hairs can only be done when hairs are there, splittable.

    I mean, if it hasn’t yet happened, Obama perforce has hitherto been able to prevent it. Logic.

  21. says

    Sky Captain@18 at one point Van Impe seemed to be heavily into the idea that King Juan Carlos of Spain might be the Antichrist. And that the EU was developing a supercomputer that would be part of the Mark of the Beast somehow. This was in the ’90s, when the pathetic state of post Communist Russia made claiming Russia would play a big role in the End Times less credible. Did Jack and Rexalla believe that stuff, or were their changing storylines cynical attempts to retain their followers? If someone knows they haven’t talked.

    If you want to see what a lot of the current UFO fandom is into just look at the UFO sections of Reddit. But you’ll see a lot of it is the same crap that’s been floating around from past decades recycled. For example lots of people still take George Adamski’s “Nordic” aliens seriously.

  22. says

    I wish the religious would at least be willing to follow what they say they believe when it’s not convenient. Maybe I wouldn’t be able to convince them of anything but to have my parents walk away from the requirement that they be willing to defend their belief with knowledge that they raised me with was painful. I wish they could see that they’ve all but admitted that what they believe is indefensible in multiple senses.
    It’s hard being around them after they have sealed their delicate beliefs off from challenge. Avoiding anything that might contradict something and reveal the terrible things and people they have supported. There’s no communication about anything important or meaningful. I hope someone figures out the religious brain in a useful way here.

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