We were using our crayons wrong!


Back in my childhood, Crayola made a crayon labeled “flesh”. I found them slightly disturbing, because I thought that wasn’t the color of my skin, or of my friends’ skins, so what was I supposed to use them for? Today, I am enlightened.

There’s a controversy roiling the taxonomic world. They are trying to rename a particular bird, the Flesh-Footed Shearwater, because a) it’s a good idea to root out names based on historical prejudices, and b) speaking for myself, it’s kind of a creepy name. This proposal has stirred up many objections, because there are always people who think it’s just fine that we assume the color of our should be the default, so when they renamed it to Sable Shearwater, after it’s feather color, the ridiculous outrage of course bubbled up to the top.

But I learned something in the multitude of excuses that the conservative reactionaries offered. This is delightful reasoning.

Skin is the membrane that contains and protects flesh and it varies in colour. Flesh is the soft substance consisting of muscle and fat that is found between the skin and bones of an animal or a human and it tends to be uniform in colour.

No one explained this to me as a child! We were apparently supposed to use those Flesh crayons to color in our drawings of flayed people. I could have done that. I would have brought home lots of art of my parents and brothers and sisters to tack up on the refrigerator, and I could have helpfully explained that that is my family with their skin peeled off.

Crayola canceled/renamed their Flesh crayons years ago. Maybe they should bring them back for Clive Barker fans and Catholics who want to illustrate the way they treated heretics historically.

Comments

  1. Walter Solomon says

    The idiot might just have a point.

    If you wear human skin, you’re Buffalo Bill. If you eat human flesh, you’re the late, great Hannibal Lecter.
    “He wants to have you for dinner,” I’m told by a lunatic on TV

  2. Hemidactylus says

    Did they consider consulting Jerry Coyne first before engaging in this sort of performative wokeness (sarcasm tag)? He’s so busy on wall-to-wall Israeli apologia and hem-hawing Kamala Harris that this name change issue might hopefully fly under his reactionary radar.

  3. HidariMak says

    Somehow, I assumed this story would be about far-right conservative outrage just from the title. Perhaps because it mentioned crayons, and these conservative complainers are ones who I suspect of being crayon eaters.

  4. StevoR says

    Crayons, paste, the stuff coming outta Trump’s bckside..

    One of those things is even worse than the other, oneof those things does not belong (in the White House) ..

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