They have addressed an important controversy, and have wisely arrived at the correct answer. Pizza should be served with pineapple. I will go further: the perfect pizza is one with pineapple and jalapenos.
On the subject of pineapple, I will tolerate no disagreement. I’m a little more flexible on the jalapenos. Back in my day, when I was dating my wife-to-be, we’d typically head out to Shakey’s Pizza Parlor up on the hilltop of Kent, Washington, near the high school, and we’d order a Hawaiian pizza, always, with pineapple and Canadian bacon. That was the best pizza, until I discovered the joys of hot, spicy peppers combined with the sweetness of pineapple…my wife could not follow me into that den of sinful pleasure, but I forgive her, and we haven’t divorced yet.