So you want to get in touch with me? That’s been getting harder and harder as my email gets busier and busier, and also because my email software finally up and died in protest at the load last month, so I had to make some major changes.
My email is now split. If you’re trying to contact me at my umn.edu address, don’t. I sort that out separately and handle it at my office, and have filters in place that prioritize messages from other umn.edu addresses. That is so students and colleagues get priority and their email doesn’t get buried in all those other sources. Of course, if you are a student or colleague at UM Morris, you should use that address.
All you strangers and friends out there should use pzmyers@gmail.com. It peels out all my professional/job mail, so it has slightly less volume now. Only slightly. And it also has a ruthless set of filters on it, so even there it may not work to contact me. Sorry. I may also be setting up a third public address specifically for those of you who want to contact me about speaking engagements, and I’ll put that in the about page when it’s ready.
As for all you trolls and haters: write it on a piece of paper, eat it, crap it out, and flush.
Shorter jacksmith: “I’m four years old.”
Your ability to translate is only slightly smaller than your reading ability.
So much hate against poor PZ Meyers
Idiots like jacksmith will be simply deleted — he’s using a fake email address.
You may have noticed announcements on a few other blogs around here, to the effect that we’ve got a few determined trolls who have been faking usernames to plant stupid comments all around the site. We’re clamping down. Play moron games, you’ll just get yourself banned without comment.
I’m setting up a support group for all the individuals finding themselves victims of PZ Myers and the FtBloggers’ Gestapo/Stasi/KGB. Meetings will be held at the house of my grandmother, whose flight from Soviet occupation to Canada made possible my birth.
You might have to explain to her what a blog and a banhammer is, but I’ve no doubt she’ll have sympathy for your persecution and teach you several recipies utilising rotten potatoes that will enable you to survive your horrific ordeal.
If interested in joining, you can contact me via the pen and paper method PZ suggested.
PZ, can’t I just ask you questions in the comment sections? It’ll always be on topic and it wont clutter up your email.
Brownian – My granddad (obm) fled from a death camp to the UK. He had some cracking recipes to help survival in cases of being ousted from the femistasigulag+++oppression portal.
For the amazing price of only £19.99, I can provide the oppressed with survival recipes made from such simple, everyday, easy to find items such as:
stones – a very filling, portable snack
bark and twigs – a great source of fibre
earth and mud – used as garnish, soup, or to add bulk to your twigs.
grass – it’s sweet, it’s filling, and it’s everywhere!
shoes and belts – just soak in urine for a tender, chewy jerky
rats, sparrows and pigeons – meaty, tasty, and so small that even the bonds can be eaten. Incredibly versatile, and can be eaten raw, smoked, boiled… the choice is yours.
Buy now, survive your time of exile in the harsh outlands. Maybe, if you’re lucky, Brownian’s grandmother will throw in a couple of rotten potatoes w/th each order.
I’m DOOOOOOMED.
Keith Peterson, PZ doesn’t read all of the comments, or even all of the on-topic ones, so that wouldn’t be a good way to actually reach him personally.
Oh, she’s got access to great potatoes now, but as I said, she only had to contend with a couple years’ flight through Eastern Europe (stopped to birth my father along the way) and then raising a family by working as a night custodian, as Canadians weren’t too keen on hiring ‘Displaced Persons’ back in the fifties and beyond.
If she’d had to face having her comments deleted and her IP banned, I don’t think she’d have made it.
Still, I’m sure she’d be more than happy to fry up a few bulviniai blynai for any Thunderref00g33s, at least until they can get back on their f33t.
Sleazy Myers is full of B-O-L-O-G-N-A as usual. What is he but a cretinous, high profile “troll and hater”, who uses vitriol instead of engaging in intelligent dialog? What a hypocrite.
He is just a fake, with about as much scientific acumen as Kent Hovind.
I’d like to see this clown debate Stephen C. Meyer, a Meyer who is not full of B-O-L-O-G-N-A, like our good fraudster pseudo-scientist Sleazy.
What do you say, Sleazy? Up for it? Or will you acknowledge that your cowardice is well founded: you know you are a fake. You got your degree by responding to an ad the back of a matchbook, didn’t you?
You don’t have the credentials of people like Dr. David Menton (AiG), Dr. Stephen C. Meyer, Dr. Behe, etc. You are just a cowardly little phony who doesn’t know jack about what you profess to know. That is why you spend all your time blogging.
Fraud.
Oh, Jesus fuck, candiron is a fucking creationist.
Christ, what a fucking waste of skin.
Hey, candiron, do you expect to be admitted to the kingdom of heaven?
How sure of it are you?
@10 Stephen C. Meyer was already debated with. Real science wins against his fool’s institute every time.
We don’t need to put PZ and him on a room to weigh their ideas.
Candiron, all those people can have a legitimate debate with the evolutionary community. It is called the peer reviewed scientific literature, and scientific evidence, not religious OPINION, is what wins the arguments. No creationist has won that debate, because your deity doesn’t exist, and your holy book is one mythology/fiction. Bawk Bawk Bawk.
Well, crap. Now I’m singing the Oscar Mayer bologna song.
What sort of person spells out “B-O-L-O-G-N-A”? I mean, has anyone, anywhere, ever been offended by the actual word?
“Shh! We mustn’t use the B-word around the children!”
The fact that you think scientific issues are or can be settled by verbal debate just shows what an ignorant lackwit you are – as if the fact that you’re a creationists weren’t enough. In no field of science, or more broadly scholarship, is verbal debate the chosen method of arriving at truth. There’s a very good reason for that: it is completely useless for that purpose, rewarding as it does the ability to pump out reams of superficially convincing nonsense over rational, evidence-based argument. That’s why professional liars such as politicians and creationists love it so much.
What sort of person spells out “B-O-L-O-G-N-A”?
One stupid enough to think that a filter can’t be set to send that version to the bitbucket as well as the conventional spelling.
Sleazy, why not just join your slut friend Jen McCretin and give it up?
You pretend to be concerned with social issues, but that’s just a farce. You merely take narcissistic delight in imagining yourself to be morally superior to people who hold to ethical systems that you are too immature to adopt. And you will attempt to revise history and slander people in order to “prove” your point and win friends among like minded imbeciles who are more interested in narcissistic groupthink than arriving at the truth.
Truth is, you have never actually done anything to help anyone. You are a moral fraud as well as a scientific one. You are truly one of nature’s scumballs, a selfish self-centered moron who postures as a crusader for his own special blend of self serving “morality” that he cobbled together in his basement.
A 100% hypocrite with no ethical sense whatsoever.
Candiron is big on assertions, but like evidence for his imaginary hence worthless deity, it doesn’t back up anything and presents no links to evidence. So *POOF*, his opinion is treated is trash and is dismissed for fuckwittery, making him a fuckwitted idjit. He couldn’t find his way out of a torn wet paper bag with a book of clues, a map, and a GPS.
Candiron: “I’m proud that past people stole this land from other people.”
Fuck off, asshole. You’re a repugnant piece of shit.
candiron @ #18:
That’s rather telling, although not really surprising.
Apparently candiron owns a mind-reading machine?
Because nothing says “mature” like surrendering critical thinking to the altar of established dogma.
NARCISSISM! GROUPTHINK! DOGS MARRYING CATS!
A mind reading machine AND that device from The Light Of Other Days?. Goddamn. That’s some serious R&D right there.
I’m not sure there’s much weight to being called a moral fraud, particularly by someone who calls Jen McCreight a slut.
Translation: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
This is the second troll using the “sleazy myers” insult. Where are they coming from?
Here are some choice comments by “I have an ethical system” candiron:
Explain “brave, clever man” in the context of your ethical system, you fucking joke.
Explain this comment in the context of your ethical system, you fucking putrid bag of pus.
Passive-aggressive shitstain.
This is what a creationist thinks is ‘clever’.
Ah, there’s candiron again, vividly demonstrating the fine art of projection for all to see.
Poor, poor candiron. That’s not a computer monitor you’re looking at – that’s your own reflection in a mirror.
Is it art? Is a monkey flinging its shit against the walls of its enclosure the same as a Jackson Pollock?
In other words, is it art if the ‘artist’ is merely doing what its instincts tell it to do?
Where are they coming from?
Laxative abuse.
Wait, a creationist troll? Well, that’s a nice change. I’ve been getting sick of the MRAs. Or is it… BOTH KINDS!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
At least my messages delivered via quantum consciousness have been getting through. I’ve felt the responses in my soul. Or perhaps that was a bad taco.
Quantum physics is like that.
#28
Have you been channeling Choptra recently?
I can’t wait to read your next post on Junk DNA.
@Rodney #29: All but his bank account. Funny, that.
I’m sorry, people. I’m sure he would have been a great chew toy, but the combination of misogynist “slut” accusations and racist demeaning of Indians could provoke only one response: candiron has met the banhammer.
Fixed it for you.
Bahleeted troll:
Wow, that’s entitlement. Nobody owes you a response, cupcake.
Candiron, my ethical system doesn’t involve sexually denigrating women with whom I disagree, nor exalting genocidal conquerors, nor spitting on workers who help a complex society run smoothly. Then again, my ethical system isn’t based on making myself feel superior to people unlike myself and with less societal power.
Audley, most of them are coming from Ye Olde Pitte of Slyme, as usual. I’ve seen comments today to the effect that they coordinate trolling attacks. The creationists seem to have finally taken notice of this and decided to attack while they think we’re too busy to notice.
alas poor candiron
He once wrote
lucidlyabout Columbus.PZ perhaps you could set up some kind of autoresponse to trolls sending you e-mails. Something like the following would be wonderfully appropriate:
“Thank you for your message, but I heartily encourage you to follow the advice of the great George Denis Patrick Carlin and BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!!” (The latter may be in bold or flashing text)
You may wish to include this video in the above message: Linky
I’ve suspected that for quite a while now, as there was always one being an asshole, but when they gave up, another asshole appeared. But not more than the one, which implied coordination.
Oh, the other giveaway was the unimaginative script they all used. Attempts at shaming and attitude with us having to accept their assertions. Funny how they ran into the cauldron of rationality and evidence, and were finely cooked in it before they lost interest.
Dang, I really do wish the creationists would come here like they used to. It was a lot more fun and less depressing compared to the omnipresent MRA types.
Travis: I miss the creobot-bashing days of old as well. But the MRAs are here to stay.
Chigau, #34 – thank you, I needed that laugh.
A.R, #35, that’s too polite IMO.
Nerd, yeah, they’re not a creative bunch.
Never have I seen such blatant banhammer-baiting.
Ms. Daisy: George also offers this as an alternative: Linky
Well, that’d work, but I’d personally set filters to auto-respond to certain criteria with an email featuring copious and creative personal abuse. Either that or Goatse.
Who let the rude bullies in?
Thank you for the e-mail update, PZ.
Ms. Daisy Cutter: I would pay to see Pat Robertson’s reaction!
Damn, I love The Banhammer.
*thumbsup*
Perhaps referring to this?
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/09/05/encode-the-rough-guide-to-the-human-genome/
Here are some responses:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/09/08/ive-got-your-missing-links-right-here-09-september-2012/
http://blogs.nature.com/news/2012/09/fighting-about-encode-and-junk.html
http://www.michaeleisen.org/blog/?p=1172
http://sandwalk.blogspot.ca/2012/09/endogenous-retroviruses-and-junk-dna.html
Or to summarize:
If you happen to notice that big pile of junk in your backyard producing a smell, or clattering in the wind, it’s still junk.
I couldn’t help but read “candiron” as “candiru”. I think it’s quite fitting.
It’s a city in Italy, for fuck’s sake. It’s where spaghetti bolognese come from.
I find that very telling.
Apparently, the candirú needs someone to idealize – and thinks so does everyone else. What a narrow mind.
*steal*
that was parodying an old USAn TV ad for coldcuts. They spelled it out in the advertising jingle.
Wait, I’m on the internet…um…here ’tis.
oops!
Now I see the answer preceded the question!