Answers in Genesis is so fiercely committed to the idea of taking every jot and tittle of the bible as strictly literal that they, for instance, argue that dinosaurs had to be on Noah’s big boat because the Bible uses the word “all” to describe the creatures that were brought on board. But otherwise…well, raving mad fantasies are perfectly OK. They’re now suggesting that the ark managed animal waste using sophisticated methods.
One low-tech solution rarely mentioned is the “methane digester.” All Noah would have needed was a simple airtight container to hold the manure, the proper bacteria, and a way of piping the resulting bio-gas to places where it could perform useful work—like a heating, cooking, and lighting inside the ship.
The gas pipes might have been as basic as hollow reeds sealed with natural latex from the rubber tree, Hevea brasiliensses. Methane at ambient temperature and pressure is lighter than air and would flow naturally from the lowest point of Noah’s ship (where the digesters would be located), to the decks above, providing reliable gaslight illumination in what must have been an otherwise dark environment.
The Ark was being designed about 4,450 years ago, when mankind was still highly intelligent (Noah’s ancestor, Adam, possessed a nearly perfect brain as God created him), and Noah could easily have mastered this simple technology.
Uh, yeah. OK. Funny how no one in 2400 BC was using this clever technology in all these cultures that were full of pooping livestock, and it all came together in making one boat, after which our capacity for progress was all downhill, through Athens and the Ionian Greeks, to the Roman Empire, to the Renaissance, to the Industrial Revolution, we’ve just gotten stupider.
That might be true of the creationists, actually.