I knew that female cephalopods were semelparous, because they stop feeding around the time of breeding, and (my understanding is) they just starve to death as their offspring mature to the point they can survive. Pelagic squids might do it a little differently.
Anyway, for benthic octopuses at least, I thought it was unknown how long males live, and whether they can mate multiple times over a period of, say, years.
Robert Thillesays
Caucasian Jesus, are you kidding? This isn’t promiscuous at all, it’s for reproduction only, and hey, it has to be because it’s the only chance they get!
If only we could convince teenagers that it was true for them as well, then we wouldn’t have to rely on scaring them with AIDS and denying them access to condoms and HPV vaccines!
Silisays
This seems like the best thread to go off topic in (well, more than usual).
Deborah says
But what does it use them all for?
Fernando Magyar says
Deborah, it’s not *IT* it’s them. Use your imagination ;-)
Fernando Magyar says
Crimminy, I meant to say THEY not them. Where’s my coffee?!
Doug says
While researching these fine specimens (especially curious about the morphological implications of the title) I came across this sad fact:
“Like other cephalopods, the Caribbean Reef Squid, is semelparous, dying after reproducing.”
What a shame.
(Of course most of you may have known this – but why didn’t anyone tell me!)
Deborah says
Deborah, it’s not *IT* it’s them. Use your imagination ;-)
Gulp… I don’t think I want to.
The Mad Patriot says
Yet another reason to stretch foreplay out as long as possible!
Caucasian Jesus says
As an upstanding Christian, I am appalled at such promiscuous fornication.
TheBrummell says
I knew that female cephalopods were semelparous, because they stop feeding around the time of breeding, and (my understanding is) they just starve to death as their offspring mature to the point they can survive. Pelagic squids might do it a little differently.
Anyway, for benthic octopuses at least, I thought it was unknown how long males live, and whether they can mate multiple times over a period of, say, years.
Robert Thille says
Caucasian Jesus, are you kidding? This isn’t promiscuous at all, it’s for reproduction only, and hey, it has to be because it’s the only chance they get!
If only we could convince teenagers that it was true for them as well, then we wouldn’t have to rely on scaring them with AIDS and denying them access to condoms and HPV vaccines!
Sili says
This seems like the best thread to go off topic in (well, more than usual).
You can’t prove that! It’s only a theory.
Nes says
Fry: So you have to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death?
Dr. Zoidberg: Yes.
Fry: Man, tough call.