1. Ridana says

    That reminded me of Swami Beyondananda’s ortho-Dox capsules:
    Do you suffer from nagging doubts?
    Tired of being wrong all the time?
    Do confusion and uncertainty keep you awake at night?
    Well, you can relax! Belief is just a swallow away with
    ortho-Dox™ brand corrective beliefs.
    by the makers of Fear-o-God
    ortho-Dox™‘s thousands of tiny time-release dogmas go to work on even the most stubborn doubts. Its gentle, soothing action dissolves uncertainty in minutes…then puts up an invisible protective shield which makes you impervious to new ideas for a full 24 hours.

    And try ortho-Dox™ suppositories for those deep-seated doubts. That’s ortho-Dox™, “the next best thing to enlightenment.”