Dear aspiring men

Hamza Tzortzis of 5pillars and gender segregation at university events fame tells men to “man up” and be Chivalrous toward the Ladies.

Dear aspiring men,

Whoever you are, wherever you are, and whatever you believe in, it is time we used that one gender difference that has not yet been disputed amongst our “feminist” and “liberal” sisters – your strength and physical appearance.

Nice start, isn’t it, expressing contempt for feminist and liberal women. I feel so much safer now.

The picture helps too.

Hamza Tzortzis’ message to “aspiring men” #ManUpUK

Oh right – that’s unmistakably a woman being protected and not a woman being held captive. No question. It’s obvious.

It has come to my attention that women in the UK are feeling less safe.

Here is one way of trying to solve this endemic problem. The next time you witness any form of verbal or physical abuse in public, stand up and put that coward to shame!

Here’s an example of what you can do or say:

“Excuse me sir… I have a zero tolerance policy towards any form of abuse against vulnerable people. Please stop what you are doing or I will use every lawful means necessary to put a stop to it.”

That’s the ticket – make a big point of saying women are weak and fragile, by way of helping them out with your strength and physical appearance.

Morality is on your side, the law is on your side, and more importantly – God is on your side!

Protect our women, by being men – real men!

If you “man up”, then you will help revive a long lost universal tradition of chivalry and protecting women.

Here are some more helpful tips. When travelling at night or during the day, try sitting or standing close to areas where you may think there are vulnerable people. This will allow you to guard that area until you have to move on towards the rest of your journey.

Yup yup yup. All women are vulnerable people, and also, it’s a brilliant idea to seek them out and then get close to them, in order to [wink wink nudge nudge] “guard” the area.

On the other hand this sounds like a lot of trouble for men, plus it might turn out to be dangerous for them, so really wouldn’t it be simpler and safer and better all around for women to just stay home?


  1. Blanche Quizno says

    Gosh, that sounds like it was written in the 1940s or something. Oh, the dear little things, women. We must all see that their virtue is protected!

  2. says

    I don’t like violence and I’m not a fan of American gun culture (at all!) but whenever I read something like this, I find it fascinating that the conservative didn’t hit upon the obvious fact that a 130# woman with a .357 can defend herself against a 200# man quite easily. Why don’t they prefer to see the inequality evened out more simply? Why don’t they favor legislation similar to “guard your castle” for women? I wonder whether these guys would support a “Guard Your Virtue” law which indemnifies women who kill men that are groping, threatening, harassing, raping, or eating skittles near them? You know, a “legitimate shooting” – that kind of thing… It’s totally understandable.

    Again: I do not approve of violence. I merely find it highly suspicious that the conservative mind is comfortable with “legitimate rape” but not self-defense. RIght there, that tells you everything you need to know about what’s really going on.

  3. Blondin says

    If you “man up”, then you will help revive a long lost universal tradition of chivalry and protecting women.

    And also, chicks really dig that.

  4. lorn says

    Protecting women is just a short hop away from ‘helping women protect themselves’ by staying home and wearing a burqa.

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