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  1. whiskeyjack says

    Thank god. I had to go THREE WHOLE HOURS without FtB telling me what to think.

    It was terrifying. I’d like a hivemind hug, if that’s alright.

  2. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    @Whiskeyjack #4:

    Obviously the hivemind agrees and has implemented the hivemind-hug or you, yourself, would not have thought of it.

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