Around here, the big news is that everything is on fire!
Well, the fire is a bit too far away for me to personally to be in danger. Nonetheless, it’s impossible to ignore. See, the air quality took a sharp downturn. You can smell it in the air, see it in the sky, and people roam the streets with N95 masks. Businesses are all proceeding as usual, but personally, as an asthmatic, I’ve been trying to avoid going outside. My partner and I decamped from our bedroom because something about the ventilation is allowing dust particles into that room.
I don’t know what to say. People died, and cities were burnt to the ground. Not much entertainment to squeeze out of that, except maybe a few sad puns about Paradise lost.
Oh I know, we could look at what horrible thing Trump has said. Maybe that will brighten things up.