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Category Archive: Let’s All Go To The Lobby

Jan 21 2012

Gingrich projected to win South Carolina

As soon as the polls closed Newt Gingrich was called the winner by most major news networks. That is all, and it’s hilarious.

Jan 19 2012

For Newt Gingrich so loved marriage he wanted his wife to share him with a younger woman

Or the other possibility: Gingrich is an evil, avowed, open hypocrite who does what ever big Newt and his little trouser Newt want at the time. Which, according to his second ex-wife’s new interview, once consisted of Newt asking his sacred betrothed if it was OK for him to fuck his hot young intern while she …

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Jan 19 2012

Let’s All Go to the Lobby: Romney loses IA, in dead heat with Newt for SC

Mittens is under assault by Rick Santourm and Newt Gingrich. Initial results from the Iowa caucuses two weeks ago had Mitt up on Santorum by a lonely eight votes. Those results have been retabulated and the adjusted numbers indicate a Santorum victory by several dozen votes. To make matters worse, Newt has picked up some real big mo …

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Jan 16 2012

Let’s All Go to the Lobby: Mitt the RIPPER

The thing about SuperPACs is they can’t be for someone. But they can sure as hell be against ‘em. In a two-party system, there’s probably a binary legal argument about what that reduces to. In the meantime, Colbert demonstrates just how absurd SuperPACs can be with his own Colbert for President SPAC – not to be in any way confused with the …

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Jan 16 2012

Lets All Go to the Lobby: Huntsman goes out swinging

Jon Huntsman, former governor of Utah and Mitt Romney political look-alike, has officially dropped out of the Republican race for Preznit.

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