If you only you knew Mittens as a pretend gangster wielding a gat busting caps in people’s heads. It’s adorable!
Daily Caller— The four teens wore “trench coats with turned-up collars and wide-brimmed fedoras,” Shaw told The Daily Caller in an interview.The pretend gangsters made a beeline for the storefront. One knocked the door open while two others “stood menacingly with their hands in their pockets.” Shaw instantly pegged the fourth member of the team as Romney. The boy “shoved his way in,” he said, wielding a toy Tommy gun. “This is a stick-up,” Shaw recalls Romney saying, adding that he “proceeded to ‘spray’ the entire store as sparks from the toy flew from the muzzle.”
In the blink of an eye, the pranksters jumped into their getaway car and sped away.
Just imagine if Obama had done something like that. Pulled up in a gangster car dressed like a gangster with a toy machine gun spraying sparks at terrified shopkeepers and customers. Well, first of all, he’d probably have been shot for realz on the spot, but had he survived would the right today think that was just so cute and oh so precious? Or would a reenactment with live interviews of the victims be on a new dedicated Fox News channel in continious loop right now?