Sure you could argue that there is a lack of diversity in the choices, but that’s the whole point: will you submit to the soul-crushing power of the empire (of course you will! There are no such things as souls!) and be allowed to live, or follow some spunky kid into defeat and ignominy and total destruction?
You know the choices. It’s JT:
The choice is clear. Vote Pharyngula every day. Know the thrill of unbridled power.