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Category Archive: The War Against Christmas

Dec 23 2011

War On Christmas 2: Christmas Fights Back

Der Aufstand der Tannenbäume cuttlecap tip to commenter “inPhobos” at SailorTwain.

Dec 14 2011

(The War On) The War On The War On The War On Christmas

It’s Christmas! It’s war! We are under attack! Though the media try to deny it— Those liberal bastards are all high on crack If they think they are worthy to try it! The War Against Christmas, of course, is quite real— It’s the fault of the liberal news— When exposed, it’s a fact that they’d …

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Dec 10 2011

The New Journalism

Our story needs some punching up—perhaps a pithy quote— But there’s no one here to interview—well, none of any note. Could we maybe find an activist to share his point of view? Oh, but one would be unbalanced, so we’d better look for two. Yes, the more extreme, the better, cos we really need the …

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Dec 09 2011

Atheist Christmas Stories

Looks like something the FtB community might enjoy–CNN’s iReport people are collecting our stories, the stories of “A holiday season without religion”. I’ve already submitted An Atheist’s Christmas, which (amusingly) was already seen by one commenter as an attack. Anyway, increased visibility, a spectrum of atheist christmases, is a positive step toward increased acceptance. So, …

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Dec 04 2011

Ellwood City–No Atheists Allowed.

On the lawn at Ellwood City Such a pity, such a pity, That the mayor should be an idiot, and ignorant of law Though he doesn’t see a danger Showing Jesus in the manger If a sign appeals to reason, he can see the fatal flaw See, the laws of our great nation Build a …

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Dec 02 2011

This Means War! (On Christmas)

Every Christmas, all the churches would erect a little crèche And they’d wash or paint the figures, for to keep the colors fresh It was beautiful, and private, in the shadow of the steeple But of course it made them wish they could display it to the people So they put one by the courthouse, …

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Nov 28 2011

The War On Christmas, Explained

So it’s Christmas—my Christmas—my secular day; The Supreme Court decided it must be that way. As a secular holiday, Christmas can stay, With department-store Santa Claus, there on display, Or with Rudolph, or some other TV cliché, And your photograph taken in front of the sleigh. If you want, you can use this occasion to …

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Nov 25 2011

It’s Tough To Be Christian (When Christmastime Comes)

It’s tough to be Christian, when Christmastime comes, What with Santa, and reindeer, and elves, With other religions, or secular folks, And people who think for themselves The Christian religion has changed, over time, And it makes us all anxious as hell, When the season arrives, and it’s not just for us, But for other …

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Nov 22 2011

The Night Before (The War On) Christmas

Another loooooong day today. Might have time to write something new later tonight, but for now, a favorite I had forgotten about! Don’t worry that it’s about the War On Christmas–I promise, it has a happy ending. ‘Twas the night before Christmas; the Christians all hunkered In basements of buildings they’d armored and bunkered. They …

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Nov 21 2011

Another Atheist Christmas Card

Ok, this one really takes the “let’s out-Hallmark Hallmark” and runs with it. Cuttlefamily’s first christmas cards have begun arriving–one from a cousin who has an album of christmas hymns out. Seriously. Her cards always–always–have a bible verse, and a poem that is weapons-grade glurge. So, below the fold… weapons-grade atheist glurge. Do not click …

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