Life Under Trump’s Budget

I’m scrimping and saving;
I squeeze every dime;
Conserving each penny
And wasting no time
I’m cutting my budget
For groceries or heat
And the cents I’ve been paying
For Sesame Street
There’s no food to speak of,
So when we give thanks,
We say it for obsolete
Fighters and tanks. [Read more…]

Day One: Trump (Through Spicer) Lies, Officially.

So, Spicer (and Trump) are caught lying, denying
The things we could see with our very own eyes;
Of course, Trump would find “ours is bigger” a trigger
(The man has some sort of fixation with size).
But everyone knows, for this rally, the tally
Was larger than his was–a vast sea of pink!
So Trump made a move like some Cheeto Benito:
Control what they’re told, you control what they think [Read more…]