When grinding the “God” off your money, it’s funny, It really brings home how the whole thing’s absurd It’s patently clear—as I’m grinding, I’m finding They think “God” is special; it’s only a word. The metal where I am engraving’s behaving Exactly the same as the rest of it does— No magical force to make …
Category Archive: First Amendment
Oct 01 2012
Before…
Sep 29 2012
Long Overdue Repairs
There’s a hole in the wall, where the wind can get in And it’s been there for fifty-some years It’s down near the floor, where it hardly gets noticed Till a chase, when a mouse disappears When wintertime comes, we can feel the cold air And remember, that hole is the reason But then something …
Sep 26 2012
Yeah, But Fundamentalist Atheists Are Just As Bad!
The fundamental atheist—the fire-breathing kind— Is as radical an entity as any that you’ll find. He or she’s the mirror image of the faithful they despise Though they’ll claim they’re vastly different—just another of their lies An example of the power of the god-belief they lack? Though we changed the pledge to put in God, …
Sep 18 2012
Do They Never Learn? Elmhurst, Meet Cranston.
We like to tell you “character counts” In big displays, and small amounts, With that in mind, I’m proud to announce The speaker for this year This speaker stood up for your rights In one of many legal fights; She’s one of freedom’s shining lights Oh, yes—and she’s your peer. A student, just like one …
Sep 03 2012
In God We MUST
There is God along my drive to work—the church upon the hill There is God in every pocket; He’s on every dollar bill But I saw an empty courthouse wall—it nearly made me ill! So you know, I’m only doing what I must! There was godless empty space there, so I had to take a …
Aug 28 2012
The Atheist Invocation
It’s a simple invocation And delivered from the heart; Just a message to the public As the meeting’s set to start For the welfare of all people, Seeing dignity and worth He invoked, not God in Heaven, But the council, here on Earth But the people didn’t get it— Or they thought that it was …
Aug 04 2012
Atheist Gestapo Bullies Another City into Removing Crosses
It’s the atheist Gestapo, and they’re coming to your town! If you have a cross in public, they are here to tear it down! Look at Steubenville, Ohio—they removed a cross from view, Which was just the sort of horror that the Nazis used to do— They defend the first amendment, through the power of …
Jul 20 2012
Look The Other Way, Redux
Via Ed, yet another establishment clause violation, and another group of privileged people helpfully telling us to look the other way so we aren’t offended by their breaking the law. When the people face the loss of their local civic cross They will gather in a circle and they’ll pray Though it’s twenty-six feet tall, …
Jul 04 2012
“Fortnight For Freedom” Ends
The Fortnight For Freedom has drawn to a close As the church has been fighting for freedom— The Bishops have lobbied to take away rights From the women, who don’t really need ‘em. They still have the freedom to follow the church, To submit to the will of their masters To leave the decisions to …



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