It’s always someone else’s fault


I’ve avoided bringing up the reflecting pool debacle, because it’s just too ridiculous. Trump wasted $16 million in a no-bid contract to one of his cronies, who drained the reflecting pool, painted it badly a dark blue, which then led to an algal bloom, that they tried to correct with buckets of hydrogen peroxide, and then the paint started to peel. None of this is Trump’s fault, he’s now blaming everyone else.

Of the MANY Statues and Fountains that we rebuilt, renovated, cleaned, and fixed, the only one that was Vandalized was the Reflecting Pool, which is being taken care of, ASAP! It has been given a 300 foot long gash, chemicals have been illegally placed in the water, and the beautiful new grass field has been destroyed with a gigantic 86 47 chemically carved into it (Probably inspired by Dirty Cop, James Comey!). Please remember that there is a 10 year prison sentence for the destruction, or even the attempted destruction, of such things – Which will be fully enforced!

Don’t worry, Jeanine Pirro has put everyone ON NOTICE!

Weird, isn’t it, how the pool has been there since 1922, and this is when suddenly the whole thing starts falling apart, right after the president puts this guy in charge.

If they’re going to start handing prison sentences, maybe they should start with the sleazy cigar-chomping clown with the silly haircut. Or the creep who is obsessed with redecorating the US Capitol badly.

Comments

  1. says

    Has anyone ever informed such folks that a “1960s used car salesman” vibe isn’t a good look for anyone?

    I’m not one to criticize people based on their looks, but this guy is practically a stock cartoon villain. Give him a top hat and he’s 3/4ths the way to Snidely Whiplash.

  2. lanir says

    It sounds like they’ve already started hunting for scapegoats. Fortunately one of the first people they arrested is a former Olympian so the first big public knowledge people have of him won’t be Trump’s lies.

    I’m almost as far from DC as PZ is so I won’t get roped into this mess. But if I was I’d want them to be VERY specific about what vandalism they were accusing me of. With the current clown show in the DOJ I feel like you might get lucky and have them describe offenses that could let you point back to what Trump and his cronies have done to it.

  3. Reginald Selkirk says

    Please remember that there is a 10 year prison sentence for the destruction, or even the attempted destruction, of such things – Which will be fully enforced!

    I hope they plan to extend this enforcement to the vandals who tore up the White House south lawn, the East Wing, American science and medicine, USAID and more.

    NEWS FLASH – the vandals have been identified. The chief suspects are John Barron, John Miller, Carolin Gallego and David Dennison

  4. Richard Smith says

    The minute that guy starts going gray, he’s going to demand photos of Spiderman.

  5. raven says

    The common saying is that everything Trump touches dies.
    He is proving that every day now.

    He is literally wrecking Washington DC, one feature at a time.

    .1. Tore down the East Wing of the Whitehouse.
    .2. Redecorated the Whitehouse, notably the oval office, in a style that probably looked tacky 400 years ago.
    All that unnecessary gold colored clutter and gratuitous paintings just look tacky.
    .3. Turned the Rose Garden into a patio that is almost never used.
    .4. Wrecked the lawn by setting up that UFC cage match.
    .5. On to the Reflecting pool where Trump fixed a problem that didn’t exist.

    He is really just leaving a trail of destruction behind him.

  6. raven says

    What is becoming obvious is also Trump’s sheer incompetence.

    To take just a few examples.

    .1. His handling of the Covid-19 pandemic, which was a disaster and led to his loss in the next election.
    He started out OK, setting up the vaccine programs that ultimately ended the lethal phase of the pandemic.
    Then he started interfering in counterproductive ways.

    All he had to do is step back, let the experts do what they know, and he would have been a hero.

    .2. The war in Iran.
    No thoughts, no planning, chaos, and a huge loss for the USA.

    If he had done nothing, we would be way ahead at this point.

    AFAICT, his whole life has been him making messes which other people end up cleaning up.
    That worked until the messes got so large that no one could easily clean them up.

  7. markovnikov says

    jimf “this guy is practically a stock cartoon villain”

    Or as Trump would say, he’s “right out of central casting.”

  8. anxionnat says

    Per the peanut gallery (known as the comment section in these more modern times), you can buy relecting pool paint remover at the Antifa store.

  9. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    raven @5:

    The common saying is that everything Trump touches dies. He is proving that every day now.

    Algae are thriving. And screwworms. And bedbugs!

  10. birgerjohansson says

    Maybe he is rebuilding the pool as a suitable breeding pool for his amphibian extra-terrestrial masters? After they spawn, the eggs can easily be incubated inside nearby humans. The climate change and increased carbon dioxide atmosphere makes the world more similar to their home planet. They are exoworld-forming the Earth!

  11. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    @birgerjohansson #10: You want see the ruins, my friend?

  12. says

    A meme I’ve seen: More people have been arrested for touching the water in the Reflecting Pool than for touching underage girls on Epstein Island.

  13. gijoel says

    I have no idea who that Agatha Christie murder victim is. Can someone elucidate who this slimy case is?

  14. Akira MacKenzie says

    Looks like a used-car salesman and a porn distributor had an unholy offspring.

  15. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    @gijoel #14:
    According to a Chris Hayes video clip (7:50): That is John J Carafo, controller of a holding company that owns Greenwater Services. He’s a Trump donor and Mar-a-Lago neighbor. Greenwater was awarded a $1.7m gov contract to install cleaning systems in the pool, and its corporate address is his mansion. Carafo had previously pleaded guilty to conspiring to bribe a corrupt Ohio congressman.

  16. Walter Solomon says

    Carafo had previously pleaded guilty to conspiring to bribe a corrupt Ohio congressman

    That Congressman was the late James Traficant who also looked rather interesting.

  17. drmarcushill says

    According to people who know a lot more about this than me, the paint isn’t likely to be a significant cause of the algae. That’s caused by them refilling the whole pool from the municipal water supply, which contains enough phosphates to prevent corrosion of lead pipes, which is also well above the concentration that will provide nutrition to cause massive algal blooms. It happened last time the whole thing was refilled during the Obama administration. It could have been prevented by removing the phosphates from the water, but that would have meant consulting and listening to scientists, which is a bit too high a bar for Trump to clear.

  18. Gaz Smith says

    “the only one that was Vandalized was the Reflecting Pool” Along with the Kennedy Centre, The Rose Garden, the East Wing and the rest of the White House.

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