I am writing this while watching, so I apologize for the incompleteness of my verse. It cannot, within the timeframe I would like, adequately address this wonderful program. Full Disclosure: I watched the trial as it progresseed, and read the transcripts as soon as they were made available; my verse here cannot possibly be the …
Category Archive: creationism
Nov 11 2007
Noah’s Flood, or God Passes The Buck.
Two children, playing silly games–One of them is winning.God decides to kill them both‘Cos having fun is sinning. Time to quickly learn to swim–It’s not enough to wade,‘Cos God is going to clean upAll the messes that He made. It’s not the children’s fault at allWhat happens on this day;But God is great, and God …
Nov 11 2007
Cuttlefish in Genesis
So I was ego-surfing, and basking in all the wonderful cephalopoddity that comes with being a cuttlefish, when I happened upon a delightful little piece on cuttlefish, written by those helpful and friendly people at Answers in Genesis. Sure, the article was a few years old, but it was the first I had seen it, …
Nov 09 2007
Flew, away.
I wasn’t going to post this one here, because it is really a comment, in a particular context, on pharyngula. But then I thought… “what if the internets catch fire, and the science blogs burn down? Shouldn’t I archive it somewhere?” So anyway, here it is. The context is, the philosopher Anthony Flew is… …
Nov 05 2007
Freud would call it Castration Anxiety
It’s that old familiar story–cretinist mocks legitimate scientist, not because of her work, but because she’s… a she. Here, originally,then here. No surprise that “doctor” Behe(*snorfle* *chuckle* *giggle* *tee-hee*)Will belittle, mock, misrepresentThe actions of a female For since the time of AdamMen could rib each miss or madamAnd with Freudian analysisConclude they want to be …
Oct 24 2007
DI speak with forked tongue…
So, PZ reports that the Discovery Institute people are shocked–shocked, I tell you–that Ben Stein and Bill O’Reilly think that Intelligent Design requires the intervention of a deity. Could it be that they want it both ways? “If you believe in God, then goddiddit. If you don’t, the theory makes no claims at all about …
Oct 18 2007
Sign me up!
Denyse O’Leary is teaching Intelligent Design? When I start to grow weary of Mrs. O’LearyI think she takes pity on me.As a sign of affection, she changes direction—A brand-new performance to see! I’ll get myself, pronto, right up to Toronto,Enroll myself into her classWith God as my buddy, I’ll sit there and studyWhatever she pulls …
Oct 10 2007
Kent Hovind–Liar, Lunatic, or…ok, Liar or Lunatic?
Posted on Pharyngula, 10/10 Confined against his will, the liar KentWill plead his case online, to one and all;His mind is, if not broken, clearly bent(I know; there really wasn’t far to fall) He always claimed to talk to God, but nowHe talks with Satan too, about his fate.If God allowed it, Kent will find …
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Nov 20 2007
creationist museums
creationism, Religion, Science, social commentary
by Cuttlefish
I took a walk through time and space—Through several million years—I found that some things never change,Or that’s how it appears.Stupidity’s a constant(Hey, I call ‘em as I see ‘em);I noted Man’s is not the soleCreationist Museum.Seems everywhere I looked aroundIn present or in past,I found museums touting God—And all of them half-assed.I guess I …
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