Jerusalem has seen the light And said that women have the right To worship at the wall. To Ultra-Orthodox, this slight Can’t be condoned at all. And so, when women came to pray Together at the wall today, It seemed the worst of shocks! The men have morals to obey– So, pelted them with rocks! …
Category Archive: blasphemy
Mar 21 2013
I’ll Take You At Your Word
You tell me you’re a Christian And I’ll take you at your word Though you’re quick to note, the bible Has some bits that are absurd. In your eyes, it’s not a science book; No reason to believe That there ever was an Eden With an Adam and an Eve And the flood is just …
Feb 01 2013
Does *Every* News Outlet Have To Ask Who God Wants To Win In The Super Bowl?
Yet another take on that bad survey; today it’s CNN. And no, it’s not worth clicking through to read. I’m just using it as an excuse to repost this oldie, “Super Bowl Sunday (With God On Our Side)”: Oh, the workouts are nothin’ And the wind sprints are less We don’t even practice We think …
Jan 29 2013
Just In Time For The Super Bowl
Just in time for the Super Bowl, the Public Religion Research Institute has released an opinion survey on… well, it’s not really about the role of religion in sports, or about the religiosity of sports fans, or about how important religion and sports are to people, or much of anything organized (although in part it …
Jan 09 2013
Updating The Menu (Halal Mermaid!)
Via Ed, we hear that there has been a change of dietary heart. Whereas it was apparently once the case that mermaid were officially (there was an official fatwa) off the menu, Ed reports that mermaids A) exist, and B) are halal. I really never thought I’d have the appropriate excuse to repost this one, …
Nov 02 2012
Footprints In The Sand…
Red State Jesus and Blue State Jesus Were walking along, on the beach; Discussing the issues, the fervent opinions, And policies favored by each. Blue State Jesus and Red State Jesus Had two very different lists But you won’t find their footsteps at all, in the sand Because neither one fucking exists. So CNN has …
Oct 31 2012
The Mitt Romney Mega Prayer!
The facts are clear; you must admit The time has come to pray for Mitt The time has come, if you believe, To pray all day—election eve And if it works—as well it may— We cannot lose, if we just stay At home, and pray and pray and pray From dawn to dusk, election day. …
Oct 06 2012
The Sanctity Of Suffering
There’s fire, flood, and famine, and there’s pestilence and war And there’s cholera, malaria, diphtheria and more Kids will die of diarrhea by the millions every year Jesus loves the little children, so He wants to keep them near. It may first appear a tragedy, to die at six or seven But remember how much …
Oct 03 2012
I Think I’m Doing It Wrong
… but at least I no longer worry I’m some sort of felon for de-godding some coins. Take a look on eBay for “Cross Pennies”. I’ll try some links here, but they may break once the auctions are over. You can buy a penny with a cross punched out of it… for a dollar. Or …
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Mar 16 2013
God Is Pro-Choice (Just Anti-Woman)
blasphemy, Religion, social commentary
by Cuttlefish
When God created humankind And said that they were free He showed nothing’s more important than a choice. He could save us from damnation In a heartbeat, but you see, It’s important that He’s given us a voice. If eternity in torture Is acceptable to God As the risk you take for freedom while on …
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