Headline Muse, Good Friday Edition

#CruzSexScandal, the twitterverse cried
Though, of course, Ted assures us “they lied!
This Good Friday, you see,
No one’s suffered like me!”
Yes, this candidate’s been Cruzcified!

I believe this might be the first time I don’t actually need to link to a news site for my Headline Muse. Indeed, with the dirty pool on all sides of political campaigns, I don’t doubt for a minute that one of the other evil GOP weasels contrived this attack on this particular evil GOP weasel. I report not on the allegations, but on Twitter’s response. Which is always faster than other media’s response, because there is no pause for fact checking.

Truth is, once I had the opportunity to use “Cruzcified” on Good Friday, this post was a done deal.

Every day is blasphemy day.


  1. Die Anyway says

    Because of the source it is suspect but that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Personally, I don’t much care… it doesn’t make his political stance any worse than it already is and would only increase his hypocrisy score by a small fraction. So I’m a bit curious to see how it turns out but mostly just disgusted with our politicians and political process.

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