#CruzSexScandal, the twitterverse cried
Though, of course, Ted assures us “they lied!
This Good Friday, you see,
No one’s suffered like me!”
Yes, this candidate’s been Cruzcified!
I believe this might be the first time I don’t actually need to link to a news site for my Headline Muse. Indeed, with the dirty pool on all sides of political campaigns, I don’t doubt for a minute that one of the other evil GOP weasels contrived this attack on this particular evil GOP weasel. I report not on the allegations, but on Twitter’s response. Which is always faster than other media’s response, because there is no pause for fact checking.
Truth is, once I had the opportunity to use “Cruzcified” on Good Friday, this post was a done deal.
Every day is blasphemy day.