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Atheists Are Going To Hell

(to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

You’d better watch Fox
You’d better watch now
You’d better watch Bill
He’s telling us how
Atheists are going to Hell.

He’s throwing a fit
He’s taping a show
He’s telling us all
He wants us to know
Atheists are going to Hell

He hopes we all are watching
There’s stuff he wants to say
He doesn’t have the slightest clue
But he’s talking anyway

So

It’s time to watch out
It’s time to beware
It’s time to know Bill
Has bullshit to air
“Atheists are going to Hell”

Oh… Bill. The gift that keeps on… talking.

The War on Christmas must be a real money-maker for Bill.

Comments

  1. Rodney Nelson says

    Considering that Billo doesn’t even know what causes tides, I’m not willing to take his conclusions on anything else.

  2. Crudely Wrott says

    When Bill-o washes his clothes, he removes them immediately after the rinse cycle. Because he’ll tolerate no “spin zone”. =)

  3. Brigadista says

    I love how he keeps repeating the fact that it’s been there for “50 years”, as if that’s some big deal. I mean. Even if you’re a YEC, that’s 5,950 years that it WASN’T there.

  4. magistramarla says

    At leas it was refreshing to see some good comebacks in the comment section of that video.

  5. davidhart says

    Marcus@4: “O’Reilly = weapons grade ignorance.”

    My favourite expression there is ‘weapons grade balonium’ :-)

  6. Die Anyway says

    What an egomaniac. These ladies are part of his show and he won’t let them complete a sentence. Just one more reason not to watch the O’.F.

  7. lcaution says

    Dear Santa,
    I have been a good person this year … well, probably more accurately speaking, I have not been a bad person.

    So please create a book of your poems so I can buy it for myself. Kindle or epub format please.

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