Tom Keith was a master of sound What he did with his voice would astound Now I’m empty inside Cos I hear that he’s died And his equal may never be found. Headline: Tom Keith, ‘A Prairie Home Companion’s’ Sound Guy, Has Died Tom Keith was amazing. I listened to PHC just to hear what …
Monthly Archive: October 2011
Oct 31 2011
Homeopathic Science
It’s a wholly different system– There are data, but you missed ‘em, In the infinite dilution of our minds! Modern medicine is bleaker Cos our evidence is weaker, Which is stronger, as our different system finds! All those articles and studies That you put out with your buddies, Which you think will make your evidence …
Oct 31 2011
Warning! Avert Your Eyes!
There are people teaching tolerance— They’re marching up the block— I thought I ought to warn you So you wouldn’t die of shock. Their message of diversity, Acceptance, and respect Will likely reach our kids, if it’s Allowed to spread unchecked. We must protect the children From equality, or worse! I recommend you read to …
Oct 31 2011
Trick Or Treat With Jesus
Jesus came back from the dead tonight (He said he had done it before) He took to the streets in the Bible Belt With the children in masks, door to door. With pirates, and goblins, and heroes, and ghosts Came the Savior, the true child of God On the streets where the Christian majority lives …
Oct 31 2011
36 Hours
That’s how long the power was out. And I found out what happens if I don’t feed the dragon. People stop coming by to read! And it’s particularly sad because Joan and Thinker have written some fantastic stuff in their comments here. I shall have to respond somehow. But first, coffee. And a shower. As …
Oct 29 2011
Headline Muse, 10/29
When the Tea Party’s numbers are sagging And support from within it is lagging When you raise up your voice: “I’m the Tea Party’s choice!” It sounds more like complaining than bragging! Headline: Bachmann: “I’m The Tea Party Candidate”
Oct 29 2011
Eating Mermaid
A fish connoisseur made paella with Mermaid; He thought the aroma was nice. With garnish of seaweed (his sycophants “oui-oui-ed”) And saffron infusing the rice. He clarified butter, and started to mutter “It tastes like it’s really Mazola” Then added blue cheeses: “the trick, if you please, is— With Gorgon, you need gorgonzola!” With minimum …
Oct 28 2011
The End Of “The End Of The World”
They’ve scrubbed all the dirt from their website The predictions that somehow went wrong If a visitor didn’t know better You’d think they’d been sane all along They still believe Jesus is coming They’re no longer predicting a date They’re confused that they’re still here to wonder But they’re putting it all down to fate …
Oct 28 2011
Headline Muse, 10/28
For the Greeks, after weeks, we can say There are reasons to party today Which they will, even though It’s a day to say “NO!” On this «ΟΧΙ» day, time to say «ναι» Headline: Ή με τους ήρωες του «ΟΧΙ» ή με τους φαύλους του «ναι σε όλα» Today is the 71st anniversary of ΟΧΙ …
Oct 28 2011
For God And For Country (But Mostly For God)
The chaplains are ready to answer the call In the guise of supporting our fitness To breach and dismantle the church-and-state wall And to act as a born-again witness And the Head of the chaplains will smile and nod, For God and for country (but mostly for God) To protect and defend, you remember the …
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