Mar 04 2013

She sees all

Ania Bula made me a picture.

Beware the Masked Pineapple – it never Goes Home!

masked pineapple


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  1. 1
    Bjarte Foshaug

    Wow, that sure beats my stick figure :-P

  2. 2
    Ophelia Benson

    Don’t say mean things about my dear friend the stick figure now!

  3. 3
    Aratina Cage

    Awesome new comic book superhero and a great motto to go along with her, too!

  4. 4
    UnknownEric the Apostate

    Fighting against the ineffectual supervillains The Legion of Slyme!

  5. 5

    She battles alongside Mangina and his faithful companion Pussywhippet, right?

  6. 6
    Claire Ramsey



    Every super hero in good standing has a sidekick! You will need to begin thinking of one. The loyal Dr. Sugarcane making discoveries in her lab? Pineapple’s devoted horse, Popsicle? Pineapple’s loyal back-up team, Las Guavas?

    The Masked Pineapple is excellent!!

  7. 7

    #5 Oh sweet tits of the FSM, I must make Mangina and Pussy whippet now xD
    This is going to end with me making a whole cast of super heroes isn’t it?

  8. 8
    Stephanie Zvan

    DearAnia, is it wrong of me to hope so?

  9. 9

    Stephanie: Not at all. Have a character preference?

  10. 10
    Gregory in Seattle

    @DearAnia #7 – I would love to see the whole FTB crew turned into superhero/as. The League of Freethought Bloggers, fighters for Truth, Justice and the Secular Way!

  11. 11
    Anthony K

    I want to be one of the whippits.

    (Note: whippit, not whippet.)

    Mostly cylindrical, filled with gas, and makes you laugh. That’s me.

  12. 12
    Peter N

    Now I’m wishing I had been more vocal in the comments! Because I want to be one of the Masked Pineapple’s minions too! Maybe you could draw the rest of us as an anonymous horde — fruit-flavored flying monkeys or something.

  13. 13

    Mostly cylindrical, filled with gas, and makes you laugh. That’s me.

    In that case, I need to stop procrastinating and get in line! I’ve been told that whippits also make my voice sound like Tallulah Bankhead addressing the Junior League, and I could use more of that in my life.

  14. 14

    xD Have pity on me? I am supposed to be writing a book!

  15. 15

    Pussy whippets would be the most chibi magical pets in the universe, half puppy, half kitten, with super speed and the ability to turn the toughest supervillain into baby-talking wibbly mush with the power of sheer cute!

  16. 16

    Is her alter ego a mild mannered barmaid in a cosmic alehouse?

  17. 17
    Alethea Kuiper-Belt

    Yes, Stacy. Yes it is. :)

    I bags Bananana Dackry for my sidekick name.

  18. 18

    Brilliant! I love it!

  19. 19
    EllenBeth Wachs

    And who gets the last laugh? LOVE!

  20. 20

    I can’t believe I didn’t think about linking to this earlier, because funny and fitting: Pineapple Song from Cabaret : )

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