And an early happy Valentine’s Day:

But during both holidays, remember to only participate in evolution if you’re ready: use contraception.
Happy Darwin Day! February 12, 2012 at 10:30 am Jen And an early happy Valentine’s Day:
But during both holidays, remember to only participate in evolution if you’re ready: use contraception. 11 Responses to “Happy Darwin Day!”Leave a ReplyAllowed Tags <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>
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I hate all the advertising and other blather over 14 February. The only flowers I buy for Valentine’s day are for my wife’s grave.
I’d rather observe Lupercalia.
Heh.
I don’t know which has me laughing more, the awful pun or Darwin surrounded by hearts.
Good find!
Rub it in. >.>
It’s also Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. He and Darwin were born on the same day.
Wouldn’t using a condom be not participating in evolution? :P
Mr. Wainscotting, #5:
Add “otherwise” after the colon.
Using the colon isn’t completely reliable for non-participation in evolution purposes, though…
[Insert speculation about "Virgin" Mary here.]
You should still use prophylactics when encountering a colon…
Generally, yes, though I’ve heard arguments for why you should always even in a monogamous relationship with an uninfected partner, and they were always painfully, cringibly specious.
Monogamous relationship and vasectomy, y’all, it’s how I roll! No more of this reproduction stuff for me!
@#6 Chiroptera: took me a second, but if I owned the internets I would hafta hand them over.