Don’t forget I have some evolution themed Christmas cards for sale!
Have no idea what to actually write in your godless Christmas cards? Digital Cuttlefish has oodles of atheist Christmas poems.
And if you still need to buy a gift for PZ, you can bid on this awesomely blasphemous piece of art by Joshua Bennett:
He’s auctioning off the piece, and all proceeds go to the American Humanist Association.